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| Does God Have Internet Access? by LogicMind(op): 11:02am On May 22, 2012 |
Can he read nairaland? |
| Re: Does God Have Internet Access? by logicboy: 4:03pm On May 22, 2012 |
God is bigger than the internet. God is probably using Satan to hack into CIA satellites to get info on the world. God na boss |
| Re: Does God Have Internet Access? by ijawkid(m): 4:46pm On May 22, 2012 |
You are both unserious... Keep playing with God...ok?? What does he need internet for?? If he didn't create d atmosphere and d waves thru which signals are transmitted would u have internet in d 1st place  |
| Re: Does God Have Internet Access? by logicboy: 5:33pm On May 22, 2012 |
ijawkid: You are both unserious...God did not create anything. He just knows to take credit. [img]http://chzmemebase.files./2011/05/memes-do-nothing-all-day-get-thanked-for-everything.jpg[/img] |
| Re: Does God Have Internet Access? by ijawkid(m): 5:46pm On May 22, 2012 |
logicboy: God did not create anything. He just knows to take credit.Hahahahahahaha...... I know the internet access created d atmosphere it uses to transmit its signals... It came by chance....!!!!! Did d internet exist in d days of old What does God need this shi***ty internet for ? |
| Re: Does God Have Internet Access? by logicboy: 6:10pm On May 22, 2012 |
ijawkid: Hahahahahahaha......He needs it to know which football team to support eg Chelsea FC for the champions league, while ignoring starving children in Africa |
| Re: Does God Have Internet Access? by ijawkid(m): 6:14pm On May 22, 2012 |
logicboy: He needs it to know which football team to support eg Chelsea FC for the champions league, while ignoring starving children in AfricaLmao.... Ur head no correct... Lol... Soon he'll bring an end to all our ordeals thru his kingdom.. I knw u dnt believe that... |
| Re: Does God Have Internet Access? by Ptolomeus(m): 8:17pm On May 22, 2012 |
Logic Mind: Can he read nairaland?Sure you do! But God prefers more suggestive Nairaland sites ... You think about it ... God lives in heaven, surrounded by little angels naked and with feathery wings ... God has only two diversions: 1. Play the harp ... and does it very badly ... 2. Grumble Satan because Satan activates the door bell of heaven and then flees ... annoying to San Pedro ... God prefers pages Nairaland more fun ... Bleep, hard, bondage ... You imagine God discussing with Olaadegbu God? Impossible! God will not stand! |
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