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Ladies: What 'em Guys Say And What It Means. . . by SugaLips(f): 9:08am On Nov 18, 2007 |
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what men really mean when they say, "IT'S A GUY THING" "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Means absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" "I have no idea how it works." "TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL." "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt." "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon." "I CAN'T FIND IT." "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" "What did you catch me at?" "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." "No one will ever see us alive again." "WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK." Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up." |
Re: Ladies: What 'em Guys Say And What It Means. . . by Migines(m): 1:07pm On Nov 18, 2007 |
Dis stuff cracks me up weneva i read it. |
Re: Ladies: What 'em Guys Say And What It Means. . . by djcrooky(m): 1:29pm On Nov 18, 2007 |
nice very nice, at least women won't think we are dumb anymore when we say those things |
Re: Ladies: What 'em Guys Say And What It Means. . . by clemcykul(f): 4:41pm On Nov 19, 2007 |
and wen i say honie am really sorry ,i mean * u dumbass 4get it happened* |
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