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On Top Of Me! by qtee(f): 7:49pm On Nov 18, 2007
A teenager said to her mother " mum, i have a boyfriend and he said he wants to get on top of me"
the mother replied " say no!!!, if he gets on top of you, he will disgrace your family"

the next day the girl csame back and called her, the conversation went thus " my boyfriend said he wants to get on top of me, i okld him no, i got on top of him and disgraced his family"
Re: On Top Of Me! by clemcykul(f): 4:31pm On Nov 19, 2007
@poster who did u see and conquer ur bf or gf i sppose grin grin grin grin all hail the conqueror grin grin grin

but this joke has expired embarassed
Re: On Top Of Me! by GeeCee(m): 4:34pm On Nov 19, 2007
Posted. Reposted. Recycled. Modified. Rediesigned. and now stale.
Re: On Top Of Me! by SugaLips(f): 1:43am On Nov 20, 2007
Please have mercy on the girl, she's just tryna be accepted.
Re: On Top Of Me! by Naijagurly(f): 3:11am On Nov 20, 2007
another thing you both have in common
Re: On Top Of Me! by SugaLips(f): 3:40am On Nov 20, 2007
Naijagurly:

another thing you both have in common
So you've graduated to stalking me? You're just sad.

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