J12: Never fúcked a dìck longer than 2 inches.

He braids hair for a living. Especially his signature patewo and base style rocked by the women in his area.

never had s3x outside of her dreamz

Likes to lick goats butt-holes.

feeds through the arm pit

Bedwets every night.

dosent know the difference between 3 and E

Sells gala on ikorodu road

asdf:jkl ha ha :
Sells gala on ikorodu road

Sells 'boli' and roasted corn in Mile two.

Has pimples for n,ipples

Is a 'she-male'. why did u have to undergo such expensive surgery now

Sells fan ice cream

Guess what her neighbours call her in private? OMGIC (Oh my God i'm coming) cos she always leaves her díldó on when she wants to sleep. so she's got to shout that about every 30-45 mins EVERYNIGHT. *smh*

Brings and trains the children from his village to carry out the 'begging' business. They own yaba.

She is a He

nymphomaniac

Can smell sémen from miles away

has beaks for lips

^^ One word: DRAG QUEEN

Disillusioned. tinks he's endowed wit his 3' dyck. *laffing in eight inches*

8inch spaghetti. Wonder what he's laughing at.

Hater!!! simply because i wouldn't let u suck it yesternight abi

Not hating, its just sad to know u would rather stick it in a man's arse

Better than sticking it in a circumsized slit now. #NoFrictionTinz

You have enough foreskin for both of us

Actually, i was circ'd. But seriously, do u have to be dis obvious!!!?
i still wont do it wit u ooooo. go call ur police kom.

He sleeps wit his sister

Lesbo

Mkpi

^^ Thats his nickname. Mkpii

Leaves in a neuropsychiatric hospital.

Permanent resident of the neuropsychiatric hospital

Bathes neuropsychiatric patients for a living