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What If These Things Happen: by Nobody: 9:20am On Nov 20, 2007
ON A LIGHTER MOOD

What if,

PHCN acquire MTN

Nigerian Railway Corporation also acquire Celtel

And NIPOST is buying out Glo!!

Lastma is planning to buy Virgin Atlantic

And Etteh is taking over from Dora!!

Wealth Solution (wonder bank) has just bought Zenith Bank

ALAO AKALA is taking over from soludo as CBN gov

Nigeria Police Force have aquired Transcorp Hilton

And our own ENYIMBA Football Club has just bought 91% shares in arsenal
football club in preparation for a takeover

IBB will be taking over from Nuhu Ribadu (EFCC)

ADEDIBU HAS BEEN NAMED THE NEW SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE UNITED NATIONS,
IN RECOGNITION OF HIS ROLES IN STABILIZING DEMOCRAZY IN NIGERIA

THE Under-17 GOLDEN EAGLETS TURNED THEMSELVES IN AND RETURNED THE WORLD
CUP BACK TO FIFA, SAYING THE YOUNGEST AMONG THEM IS 33YEARS OLD

Nigerian Police Force trains FBI and Scotland Yard Officers .

What would you do?
cry cry cry cry cry
Re: What If These Things Happen: by freezy(m): 9:51am On Nov 20, 2007
Hiisssssssssssssss! angry
Re: What If These Things Happen: by Migines(m): 9:59am On Nov 20, 2007
I will wake up and neva sleep again (to avoid d nightmare)
Re: What If These Things Happen: by arsenalfan: 10:03am On Nov 20, 2007
Poster,You just did a good job of copying the contents of another thread in business section down here.You tried o
Re: What If These Things Happen: by temmysexy(f): 10:16am On Nov 20, 2007
arsenalfan:

Poster,You just did a good job of copying the contents of another thread in business section down here.You tried o

over try dey worry am cool undecided
Re: What If These Things Happen: by Emmyzwon: 10:19am On Nov 20, 2007
Shioo!
Re: What If These Things Happen: by Ninjabyte(m): 10:23am On Nov 20, 2007
U try jare. All these playa h8ers sef. Do ur own na.
Re: What If These Things Happen: by oloksman1(m): 11:20am On Nov 20, 2007
Ma guy ,no mind them
Ask if them no DUBE for Sch?

meanwhile,WARRI NO DEY CARRY LAST, PATA PATA NA DRAW

but BROS,YOU HARSH OOO! How you go jus do "COPY AND PASTE" You no know say guys be browser/researchers

Abeg try, dey creative,but YOU TRY SHA

one love
Re: What If These Things Happen: by topeteadr(m): 2:20pm On Nov 20, 2007
What if @poster was not as dumb as thought.
Re: What If These Things Happen: by rubie(f): 2:48pm On Nov 20, 2007
That is what we call disaster of the highest order. May GOD not let such happen because it would be worse than ice age.
Re: What If These Things Happen: by sussy1(f): 2:57pm On Nov 20, 2007
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: What If These Things Happen: by nedu4short(m): 3:05pm On Nov 20, 2007
bros dat was a good one. copy and paste another one wen e make sense iyaah
Re: What If These Things Happen: by ituen(m): 5:19pm On Nov 21, 2007
I believe this is a copy of that joke posted on forum games.

Wonders y Seun hasn't moved the thread down here
Re: What If These Things Happen: by kronkykay(m): 12:38am On Nov 22, 2007
seun is taking his time

thinks its gonna contaminate the jokes section with its hilarious jokes spreading sporadically like wild fire.
Re: What If These Things Happen: by ituen(m): 11:02am On Nov 22, 2007
Thats true

begs Seun to use his good offices to do as foretold
Re: What If These Things Happen: by biggerboy(m): 11:20am On Nov 22, 2007
ituen:

Thats true

begs Seun to use his good offices to do as foretold

so we can laugh to stupor

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