Efuah and Naijagurly died and were in heaven. Hi I am Naijagurly how did you die?
And Efuah replies, 'I froze to Death'. And you How did you die?

I had a heart attack says Naijagurly, I thought my Boyfriend, Ituen, was cheating on me.
So I came home early  to catch him but found him watching TV alone.
Only that i was so sure he was hiding somebody. I ran all over the house looking for her.
I checked the Wardrobes and basements, every cupboards and under the bed.
Finally i was so exhausted that I had heart attack and died."

Then Efuah Sighs and replied, "too bad you didn't look in the freezer, we both would have been alive."

@poster
funny, remixed tho
@clem
lets try as much as possible to avoid dis ma luv.

Migi, u did not say that. I mean does it mean wat i think it means?

@Poster
Nice one _{I guess}

And wat do u think it means.
I'm only telln her not to be lyk dat nd i'm gr8full she iznt.

Which means u wanna eat ur cake and have it abi?

Depends on wat u mean by "cake"

Now dont make me put everytin in black and white. U def know wat i mean by cake. But if u dont, just direct Clem to my apartment lemme show her what cake is. She sure as hell wud educate u better on that.

@ninjabanger thaxxx but my Migs knows beta we trust each other and cover each other's arse now ask me what an "arse" means

Not on my post please. Try ur argument argument (a la Fela) elsewhere

Emperoh na wa for u o! na my name u dey use for ya joke am warning u o!
By the way, it's funny lol

Hey Clemcy, nice of u to cover Mig's Arse, but wats an Arse? Private demo will be highly appreciated.

Sorry Emperoh, u start it, we finish it. U have no choice but to comply else. . .

@ Ninjabyte abi "megabyte" no problem my grand Ma will explain and show you where the arse is located in PRIVATE.    You will not have to disturb Migs. Agreed?

No mind am Mig.

Efuah enjoy am  now, E fit be say I like you. I fit come see you for Ghana

Remix feat (naijagurly, efuah, emperor and ituen).

@Emperoh
Nice of u to wish very well for ur grand ma, but i think i still have use for my eyes. Thank you very much ehn, i'm sure she'll be proud of u, knowing how u've tried to score her a moment of pleasure from Nairaland's Most Soughted Son. I might give u tips on how to get her "there" if u promise to be nice.

I thought you went to school but it looks like you understand not with brain but with your 3rd leg. I bet she will flog your thinking faculty into the right placing if you fail to understand that the whip will land on your arse.