This is no joke, i can make programme on any language,do projects and assignements.
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Command-line interface (CLI) languages are also called batch languages, or job control languages. Examples:
4DOS (extended command-line shell for IBM PCs)
Windows batch language (Windows batch file language as understood by COMMAND.COM and Command Prompt)
Windows PowerShell (Microsoft .NET-based CLI)
CHAIN (Datapoint)
CLIST (MVS Command List)
DCL DIGITAL Command Language - standard CLI language for VMS (DEC, Compaq, HP)
DOS batch language (standard CLI/batch language for the IBM PC running DR-DOS, MS-DOS, or PC-DOS before Windows)
CMS EXEC
EXEC 2
JCL (punch card-oriented batch control language for IBM System/360 family mainframes)
sh (the standard UNIX shell, written by Stephen R. Bourne)
csh and tcsh (C-like shell from Bill Joy at UC Berkeley)
Hamilton C shell (a C shell for Windows)
bash (the Bourne-Again shell from GNU/FSF)
ksh (a standard UNIX shell, written by David Korn)
zsh (a UNIX shell)
Expect (a UNIX automation and test tool)
Rc (command-line shell for Plan 9)
REXX
TACL (Tandem Advanced Command Language)


I do Aspect-oriented programiming languages such as

AspectC++
AspectJ
AspectLua (a Lua extension)
CaesarJ
Compose*
ObjectTeams
e (verification_langua

I am also into Array programming languages(also known as vector or multidimensional languages) generalize operations on scalars to apply transparently to vectors, matrices, and higher dimensional arrays.Theese are as follows

APL
Chapel
J
K
X10
ZPL

Also into Assembly languages

Compiled languages

These are languages typically processed by compilers, though theoretically any language can be compiled or interpreted.

Ada (multi-purpose language)
ALGOL (extremely influential language design. The second high level language compiler.) SMALL Machine Algol Like Language

Ateji PX, an extension of the Java language for parallelism
BASIC (some dialects, including the first version of Dartmouth BASIC)
BCPL
C (one of the most widely used procedural programming languages)
C++
CLIPPER 5.3 (Programming Language for dos base software)
C# (compiled into Intermediate Language, which generates a native image at runtime)
CLEO (Clear Language for Expressing Orders) used the compiler for the British Leo computers
CLush (Lush)
COBOL
Cobra
Common Lisp
Corn
Curl
D (Attempts a "C++ done right" philosophy)
DASL compiles into Java, JavaScript, JSP, Flex, etc., which are further compiled into a .war file
Delphi (Borland's Object Pascal development system)
DIBOL (Digital Interactive Business Oriented Language)
Dylan
dylan.NET
eC (Ecere C)
Eiffel (object-oriented language developed by Bertrand Meyer) Sather
Ubercode

eLisp Emacs Lisp
Erlang
Factor
Fancy
Formula One
Forth (professional systems, like VFX and SwiftForth)
Fortran (the first high-level, compiled language, from IBM, John Backus, et al.)
Go
Groovy (compiled into JVM bytecode)
Haskell
Harbour
Java (usually compiled into JVM bytecode although true native-code compiled versions exist)
JOVIAL
LabVIEW
Nemerle (compiled into Intermediate Language bytecode)
Obix
Objective-C
Pascal (most implementations)
Plus
ppC++
RPG (Report Program Generator)
Scheme (some implementations, e.g. Gambit)
Smalltalk generally compiled to platform independent bytecode that runs on a Virtual Machine.
ML Standard ML Alice

OCaml

Turing
Urq
Vala_(programming_language) (Compiler for the GObject type system)
Visual Basic (earlier versions compiled directly to a native runtime. Recent .NET versions compile into Intermediate Language that is generated into a native image at runtime)
Visual FoxPro
Visual Prolog
WinDev
X++
XL
Z++


Dataflow languages..

Data-oriented languages..
Data-structured languages

Embeddable languages

Fourth-generation languages

Extension languages

Imperative languages

Interactive mode languages

Interpreted languages

Iterative languages

Procedural languages

Just to name a few.These are just programmes you might be familiar with ,Dont waste your time just contact the pacesetters and you would be glad you did.
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Wow. U knw all these...and u aint dead yet. NICE !!! Indeed.

This OP must be damnn tooo funny, naso u need work reach?

As in seriously. Even me sef, I need work bad bad, but mehn (@poster), chill for boys na. At least, leave sumtin for us. Abeg.

I think this thread should be moved to the joke section...ROFLMFAO....

@Javanian
i dey feel u jor. wetin sef hw im go jst come spoil market wit fabu


@poster
i get job for u, but na machine language (as in bits and bytes) u go use. u go ft do am

at these point you are more of machine than man! Na 1's and 0's dey flow thru your veins.