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Lie Clock by agaba123(m): 10:11pm On Oct 18, 2008
Hey guys
I just got this joke and i think you might want to see it.

Stella died and went to heaven , As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's my husband Obasanjo's clock?" asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan
Re: Lie Clock by Nobody: 10:13pm On Oct 18, 2008
Hehehehehehehe cheesy
Re: Lie Clock by studio43(m): 10:18pm On Oct 18, 2008
na my 1998 joke be that, how u manage trace am?
Re: Lie Clock by agaba123(m): 10:23pm On Oct 18, 2008
studio43:

na my 1998 joke be that, how u manage trace am?
e yaa stella was still alive then and OBJ was in prison
Re: Lie Clock by dreday(m): 11:29pm On Oct 18, 2008
@ post,nice one.Chei,baba don suffer.
I like your response to studio.That will teach him
Re: Lie Clock by dyabman(m): 11:32pm On Oct 18, 2008
i bet studio lie-clock to go be like OBJ's own
Re: Lie Clock by studio43(m): 11:35pm On Oct 18, 2008
agaba123:

e yaa stella was still alive then and OBJ was in prison


i like your idea of moderation angry
Re: Lie Clock by dreday(m): 11:40pm On Oct 18, 2008
dyabman:

i bet studio lie-clock to go be like OBJ's own

See charge.Studio come answer now,
Re: Lie Clock by studio43(m): 11:44pm On Oct 18, 2008
WHENEVR I HEAR OBJ, I JUST ASK MYSELF> WHY HIM NOR FROM MY FAMILY SEF?
Re: Lie Clock by dyabman(m): 11:46pm On Oct 18, 2008
Jamb Question tongue .
Re: Lie Clock by dreday(m): 11:55pm On Oct 18, 2008
studio43:

WHENEVR I HEAR OBJ, I JUST ASK MYSELF> WHY HIM NOR FROM MY FAMILY SEF?

Bros,thank God say u and the guy no family.EFCC for don dey pursue u upand down by now.
And knowing you,they would have very strong reasons 'cos u for don thief all the money finish grin
Re: Lie Clock by Bbeee: 11:56pm On Oct 18, 2008
shocked shocked
Re: Lie Clock by dreday(m): 12:06am On Oct 19, 2008
Ask him.He'll tell you.
He's really a corrupt politician at heart
Re: Lie Clock by Bbeee: 12:16am On Oct 19, 2008
are u sure abt dis?
Re: Lie Clock by dreday(m): 12:24am On Oct 19, 2008
Ask him
Re: Lie Clock by Bbeee: 12:30am On Oct 19, 2008
oki, will do dt later
me gng to slip jare
Re: Lie Clock by studio43(m): 12:32am On Oct 19, 2008
who's a politician? angry
Re: Lie Clock by dreday(m): 12:43am On Oct 19, 2008
You.See as u even dey form vex.
Re: Lie Clock by studio43(m): 12:51am On Oct 19, 2008
na offence to appreciate all wetin babe iyabo dey do?
Re: Lie Clock by Gabry(f): 1:56am On Oct 19, 2008
no

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