It was a lovely day in sperm land and all the sperms where lazing around in the semen as ussual, swimming to their hearts content and not giving a f**k about anything. Well all except one. There wuz this one called Arnorld, he was all macho and always stressing himself with all kinds of exercise and was growing stronger daily (some said he wuz on steroids or some sh*t).
One day, the other sperms got a little worried and asked Arnold why he wuz always kicking up such a fuss and working out all the time. "Well" said Arnorld, "when the D-Day comes only one of us is gonna make it to the target and it has to be me!".

One day the semen grew all bublly and everthing seemed to be in hyper-drive. There was a change in the atmosphere so all the sperms knew it was the D-Day so they all swam for the exit. Arnold of course wuz at the fore front.
Suddenly Arnold stopped swimming, doubled back and started swimming in the opposite direction screaming to the others
"Get back everybody! get back . . . it's a Mouth Action!!!"

I never knew we had a self-servicer in the house.
And chicks full this forum.
Guy wetin you dey use ? Cos the last time i checked, Lux don finish for ona bathroom.
Abi u don switch to HARPIC or MORNING FRESH ?

Perhaps "VIM"

Vim ke, na detergent the guy dey use.

Vim ke, na detergent the guy dey use.

it was a nice joke, cant stop smiling,i wonder who go to the exit next time

wow dats one helluva joke! lol @poster dats fantabulous

they were swiming to promise land

nice joke

HA HA HA!!! LMAO Great joke, man. So those guys are actuali scared of blow jobs!!! christ!

WOW SO U ARE REALLY GAY,U LOVE BLOW JOBS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA