All softdrinks are called mineral.
All Fathers came first position
while at school.
India beat nigeria 99~1 because
the ball was turned into Lion.
If ur wealth start reducing it's
ur village people dat are doing u.
Rice and stew....Every Sunday
afternoon.
Every commodity outside Africa
is original.
Anybody with Aids got it
through sex.
She's a Calabar girl...Chai she go
sabi do.
Every seasonin cube is maggi.
U must finish the rice before u
touch d meat.
Every toothpaste na maclean.
Every insecticide na Fleet
Every detergent na omo.
Any rich hausa is an 'Alhaji', d
poor ones na 'Aboki'...shuo!
U smoke, u are an armed
robber!
If u find money on d floor, pee
on it before pickin it up, else u
turn to Yam!
Only science students are smart.
Once u travel overseas u must
be very rich (as if they share
money on the plane)
Drogba use juju tie Torres 4
leg...lol
Every girl dat plays and jokes
with a boy, has slept with him.
U must buy bread when
traveling.
Every bottled water na SWAN
water.
When u loose a tooth, throw it
on the roof of d house and run
round the house 7 times"
Every packed sausage na gala.
Every cubed sugar na St. Louis.
Every retired military personnel
wey rich na retired general; every
poor one na old soldier.
Evryone dt doesnt speak
yoruba or hausa, na ibo man,
though he is frm Edo or Delta.
Evry light skinned man na
Oyinbo, evn if na Kora or chinko
or Lebanese.
Every noodle is called indomie.

Sorry, it didnt make me laff, nice poem though.....

nice thread. Some made me laugh. Will be back soon to include mine.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I don laf

Lagusta: Sorry, it didnt make me laff, nice poem though.....

mE Too.....................