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| How To Make Love. by freezy(m): 11:30am On Nov 21, 2007 |
HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: [list] [li]4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana[/li] [li][/li] [/list] Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town immediately!  |
| Re: How To Make Love. by Migines(m): 11:33am On Nov 21, 2007 |
Lol.U don spoi finish |
| Re: How To Make Love. by clemcykul(f): 12:50pm On Nov 21, 2007 |
lolo if cake rises dont turn off oven, wait for at least 30min den repeat procedure |
| Re: How To Make Love. by ameegnet(m): 12:53pm On Nov 21, 2007 |
 u no get work a bi? |
| Re: How To Make Love. by djcrooky(m): 12:56pm On Nov 21, 2007 |
Migines: how im take spoil |
| Re: How To Make Love. by Emperoh(m): 12:57pm On Nov 21, 2007 |
Umuaka a emebi chaala Tufiakwa!!!!!!! Lol |
| Re: How To Make Love. by freezy(m): 8:57am On Nov 22, 2007 |
Emperor, u for try remember those of us wey no sabi that language, now. . . |
| Re: How To Make Love. by tessybaby(f): 9:21am On Nov 22, 2007 |
FREEZY and if banana does not soften after repeating steps3-5? |
| Re: How To Make Love. by Migines(m): 9:28am On Nov 22, 2007 |
Then ride the fck on u're blessed |
| Re: How To Make Love. by Ninjabyte(m): 9:56am On Nov 22, 2007 |
Is there any need to check for NAFDAC No. and Expiry date on milk containers. Pls answer. I just got all ingredients but with the rate of death due to expired milks, i'm scared. |
| Re: How To Make Love. by ituen(m): 11:38am On Nov 22, 2007 |
Freezy, Why am i not suprised? No wonder ur parents Clem and Miggy dont live in a 1-room apartment again. You knew what they have been doing all this while |
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