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Viagra Coffee by SugaLips(f): 7:40pm On Nov 21, 2007
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."

The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"

The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.

"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."

The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.

Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.

"How did it go?" the doctor asked.

"Terrible, doctor, terrible."

"Did it not work?"

"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."

"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"

"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
Re: Viagra Coffee by kronkykay(m): 12:23am On Nov 22, 2007
nice one suga

the best ever.
Re: Viagra Coffee by Oracle(m): 1:55pm On Dec 01, 2007
That man is one hell of a MADMAN
Re: Viagra Coffee by Migines(m): 2:03pm On Dec 01, 2007
DAMN! Datts one carefree sonofab!Tch!
Re: Viagra Coffee by saucekid(m): 2:12pm On Dec 01, 2007
*the man no send at all*
Re: Viagra Coffee by clemcykul(f): 2:23pm On Dec 01, 2007
the power of viagra! WHO CAN COMPARE

I love viagra grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Viagra Coffee by benjay1(m): 3:08pm On Dec 01, 2007
@Suga_Lips Thanks for the tip, never thought about doing it in an eatery before,
Rushes off to call girl friend.
Re: Viagra Coffee by Migines(m): 3:18pm On Dec 01, 2007
Lol
Re: Viagra Coffee by ettehgate(m): 3:22pm On Dec 01, 2007
kai shocked
Re: Viagra Coffee by topeteadr(m): 6:55am On Dec 03, 2007
Im lmao
Re: Viagra Coffee by slitty: 8:32am On Dec 03, 2007
;d :d ;d
Re: Viagra Coffee by topeteadr(m): 8:33am On Dec 03, 2007
Sup'
Re: Viagra Coffee by Migines(m): 9:04am On Dec 03, 2007
?
Re: Viagra Coffee by topeteadr(m): 9:48am On Dec 03, 2007
? ?? ?.
Re: Viagra Coffee by adesilver(m): 10:40am On Dec 03, 2007
heheheh cheesy
Re: Viagra Coffee by Emperoh(m): 10:41am On Dec 03, 2007
Chei!!!!!! umuazi a egbuo la m LOL grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Viagra Coffee by richo(m): 11:39am On Dec 03, 2007
notin spoil jare! infact for my university, some people dey do am for class room
Re: Viagra Coffee by saucekid(m): 12:20pm On Dec 03, 2007
ben~jay:

@Suga_Lips Thanks for the tip, never thought about doing it in an eatery before,
Rushes off to call girl friend.

never knew he is a randy mkpi shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Viagra Coffee by benjay1(m): 1:37pm On Dec 03, 2007
@saucekid U this local "OMO IBO", i bet you don't know that VARIETY is the spice of LIFE.
Re: Viagra Coffee by saucekid(m): 4:27pm On Dec 03, 2007
leading to your inevitable guruno catching
variety my yansh grin grin

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