Into The Future

Get a glimpse into life far into the future, in the year 2056,

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2058.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2057.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped!

Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine

GAD forbid lol ill be glad to attain that age

Trying to laff

Wen u finally get the pork down ur throat then u'll laf.

This one na God forbid

That is how it is in the future.

That is why I built the time machine that brought me back to the past.

My name is Arnold Schwarzenneger and I am chasing the Terminator (or am I the Terminator?). Anyway, the life in the future is bad.

I advise you guys, give up science and go back to the days of hoe and cutlass.

Gud luck

hmmm

still trying to laugh

Kip trying, u'll get der.

migs i dont seem to get the joke.

Wait 4 d future.

this isn't funny, its sacry

Owwh _{*hides in under the bed*} men I would rather become a priest now, so I'd not have to give birth to children that will suffer this kinda things , I become a missionary priest so id die before the time,

this is serious??

@ phiniter,
you wish is granted

@phiniter ur wish is granted, so u can start dreaming 'bout my sugadear when u're in heaven.

Well thanks for granting my wish,

_{*Grant Ko, Grant Ni*}

Well I was only Joking, you don't think I'd leave My suga baibe and go anywhere, well You must be kidding

_{*Falls asleep, and finds himself dreaming again, Its high time I shot the hell outta TT's head*}

yeah phiniter shooot da hell out of TT's head, but keep the head intact after shutn out the hell

yeah phiniter shooot da hell out of TT's head, but keep the head intact  after shutn out the hell

Phiniter, i guess that wuld only happen in ur after life.

Must I always go with my weapons any where I go just because of this silly person??

I hope u're not talking 'bott me.

*seemed to me like he was*

Then he'd better be dead.

That guy/gal's in trouble.

God forbid bad thing

Wonder wat migines is doing in da future.

I went to check if u ever matured.

Seems a mice is nibbling on ur brain.

In the future, i reign ova all
Mig can confirm
So wether u bow nw or bow lata, u all will bow!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gunpoint u luv 2 dream.

tope teadr, dreams r wat u hav wen the future is shakey, dis is a VISION, Migs as bin dere, he has seen a glimse of it!!!
U hear dat, TESTIFY Migs!!!