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Johnny Again by Migines(m): 2:47pm On Nov 22, 2007
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.
They both decided it was time to get married.

So Little Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage.
"Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad, thinking this was cute.
"Well," said Little Johnny, "I figured I could just move into Susie's room. It's plenty big for both of us."

"And how will you live?"
"I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance.
That should be enough."

Getting exasperated since Little Johnny seems to know all the answers,
Susie's dad asked, "And what if little ones come along?"

"Well," said Little Johnny, "we've been lucky so far!"
Re: Johnny Again by clemcykul(f): 12:05pm On Nov 23, 2007
theyve been lucky so far doing what nuttie kids

i'll deal wid them wen i get home grin grin
Re: Johnny Again by ituen(m): 8:07pm On Nov 23, 2007
Am ashamed of u miggy

Didnt u know this was pasted last week
Re: Johnny Again by Migines(m): 8:09pm On Nov 23, 2007
No i've got amnesia
Re: Johnny Again by ituen(m): 8:12pm On Nov 23, 2007
Sorry no vex. Na ur condition cause am
Re: Johnny Again by Migines(m): 8:13pm On Nov 23, 2007
Yeah and ed a'int non of ur biznes.
Re: Johnny Again by princesa(f): 4:50pm On Mar 27, 2008
how come all the jokes have been said b4
Re: Johnny Again by ayusman16(m): 4:58pm On Mar 27, 2008
Jokes don finish nah! Man gat to recycle grin
Re: Johnny Again by clemcykul(f): 5:07pm On Mar 27, 2008
yeah datz ryte
Re: Johnny Again by gilgee(m): 5:12pm On Mar 27, 2008
**gets on ma bicycle**
Re: Johnny Again by delib: 8:13pm On Mar 27, 2008
gilgee:

**gets on ma bicycle**
recieve the power to buy bettle vw
Re: Johnny Again by Rebellious(f): 8:28pm On Mar 27, 2008
delib:

recieve the power to buy bettle vw
It's a lot easier for the "power" to build a bridge from America to Africa or transform Sahara to an ocean.
Re: Johnny Again by ituen(m): 2:32am On Mar 28, 2008
. . . . . .or for the "power" to put Uncle Sege for Aso rock
Re: Johnny Again by gilgee(m): 12:32pm On Mar 28, 2008
and the power to remove Delib as the Chief provost of left side institution.

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