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Man Shortage. by tomX1(m): 3:29pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
A skit from a song titled "Man shortage": Girl: Good evening. Are you the witch doctor? Man: Well . . . some people call me that but I prefer to be called a Doctor of science. What can I do for you? Girl: I'm looking for a man. Man: Any particular man? Girl: Not realy. Just a good man. Man:[/b]Well, as you know, a good man is hard to find. But if you have the money, I can get you any man you want. [b]Girl:What kind of money are you talking about. Man: (Laughing) Preferably $USD. Girl: I don't mean what kind of currency. I mean how much money. Man:[/b]We can start as low as fifty Dollars and go as high as a couple of thousands. For fifty Dollars I'll get you a sure piss-man. He can't do a thing, he's just there so you can tell your friends that you have a man. Then we have the top of the line man whom every woman wants. He's handsome, intelligent and drives a BMW. [b]Girl: Supposing I want a nice quiet Christian man, can you help me. Man:[/b]Well . . . you see we don't stock those because you don't get so many request for them. But if you want a dreadlock-man, or if you want a ganja-man, or if you want a big-fat-man, look lady, you never have to worry. As long as you have the money, I'll get you a man in a hurry. [b]Girl: I want a man with responsibilities. Man: You mean a man with wife and children? Girl:No, I don't mean that. I want a man who is sensitive. I don't want a hard man! Man: Oh! you want a soft man?! Girl: Nooooo!!! I want a man who is kind, loving, warm, tender, witty, charming, intelligent, good-looking, fun-to-be-with and sexy. Man: (indignant) Ah! look lady! I'm not available! A man like me who is single and free, good looking and sexy and knows how to treat a lady. No amount of money can get me. You just have to hope and pray that some day yo'll get lucky. Man:(continuing. . . ) However, there are guys who go about the place, taking advantage of women and treating them like dirt. If you want those, I could easily retain half a dozen for $1. Girl: Supposing I want a man who is good in bed? Man: Yo mean a man that sleeps well? Girl: No. I mean a man who is good at . . . you knoooow?! . . . . phone disconects . . . . Just muse over it!!! |
Re: Man Shortage. by biggerboy(m): 3:31pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
Should i laugh? |
Re: Man Shortage. by Migines(m): 3:39pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
It didnt end well |
Re: Man Shortage. by kaypinchi(m): 3:46pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
Nice 1. Women still don't know what they want. Wondering if I can still get that tract (Man Shortage) in a music store in Lagos. It was a favourite then. Any help? |
Re: Man Shortage. by Frankies(m): 5:27pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
kaypinchi: tract or track? |
Re: Man Shortage. by clemcykul(f): 1:44pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
@frankie the englis cheecha puleez thoughting him how to spking |
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