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| You Have Been Warned…before It Is Too Late!!....do Not Fly This Airline. by tplamp26: 12:24am On Jun 07, 2012 |
Trust Nigerians. They have DE-CODED all the airlines in Nigeria ALREADY! In Nigeria, it is recommended and expected that airplanes must NOT be older than 20 years to fly!! We will now take it one step further by giving each airline colour codes for easy identification for Nigerians to patronise or avoid like the plague ACCORDING TO THE AGE OF THEIR AIRCRAFTS. Any airline that scores GREEN is SAFE to fly. Fly with them only. ORANGE is RISKY to fly with. You are on your own oh (OYOO)! RED is A KILLER! DO NOT FLY (DNF) WITH THEM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!! Scores will be: Less than 15 years old……GREEN. Between 15-20 years old…..ORANGE. Over 20 years old…..RED! AVERAGE AGE OF PLANES IN NAIJA !! AIR NIGERIA… GREEN! (not bad…but look out if it’s the old one you have the bad luck of boarding). Fleet Size: 12 Aircraft Average Fleet Age: 13.5 years Oldest Aircraft: 18.2 years AERO CONTRACTORS….ORANGE! (Carry your bible and keep praying throughout the flight…and after just to thank God)….OYOO. Fleet Size: 11 Aircraft (+ 1 On Order/Planned) Average Fleet Age: 19.7 years Oldest Aircraft: 20.7 years. AFRICA CHARTER SERVICES…RED!!(...You must be Mad and suicidal to fly with them!) DNF. Fleet Size: 2 Aircraft Average Fleet Age: 32.1 years Oldest Aircraft: 32.8 years AIR TARABA….GREEN (Very safe). Fleet Size: 0 (+1 on order/planned) Average fleet age: 10.5 years ARIK AIR…GREEN (SHAABE!! TEAR-RUBBER!! No shaking. Carry go!!). Fleet size: 21 Aircraft Average fleet age: 5.5 years Oldest Aircraft: 11.3 years AXIOM AIR….RED. (Do not fly) DNF. Fleet size: 1 Aircraft Fleet age: 24.5 years CHANCHANGI AIRLINES….RED! (Do you have suicidal tendencies? DO NOT FLY!) DNF. Fleet size: 6 Aircraft Average fleet age: 25.6 years Oldest aircraft: 30.2 years. DANA AIR….RED! (Do not fly with them!). DNF. Fleet size: 4 Aircraft (used to be five until Sunday’s crash) Average fleet age: 21.4 years Oldest aircraft: 21.7 years FIRST NATION AIRWAYS….ORANGE (Carry your bible and keep praying throughout the flight…and after just to thank God). OYOO. Fleet size: 3 Aircraft Average fleet age: 18.4 years Oldest aircraft: 19.3 years GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA….GREEN (Oga dem sabi better tin. Who wan kpeme? Hitch a ride if you fit). Fleet size: 2 Aircraft Average fleet age: 9.5 years Oldest aircraft: 12.1 years IRS AIRLINES….RED (mba mba mba! Do not fly). DNF. Fleet size: 5 Aircraft Average fleet age: 21.6 years Oldest aircraft: 22.5 years KABO AIR….RED! RED! RED!! (YEEEEEEEPPPAAHHHH!!! DANGER! DANGER!! DANGER!!!...DO NOT FLY!! Why? Why?? Why are these people still operating? CLOSE THEM DOWN NOWW!!!) DNF. Fleet size: 5 Aircraft Average fleet age: 34.5 years Oldest aircraft: 41.3 years MAX AIR…RED! (Undertakers…dangerous) DNF. Fleet size: 6 Aircraft Average fleet age: 24.1 years Oldest aircraft: 25.7 years OVERLAND AIRWAYS….RED! (They will carry you underland. DO NOT FLY!) DNF. Fleet size: 2 Aircraft Average fleet age: 22.2 years Oldest aircraft: 25.6 years TRADECRAFT AIRLINES…RED! (DO NOT FLY). DNF. Fleet size: 1 Aircraft Average fleet age: 25.4 years TRANSKY AIRLINES….RED! (DO NOT FLY). DNF. Fleet size: 1 Aircraft Average fleet age: 28.2 years YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!! DO NOT SAY “I DIDN’T KNOW”. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED…BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!....Pass it o |
| Re: You Have Been Warned…before It Is Too Late!!....do Not Fly This Airline. by manny4life(m): 12:32am On Jun 07, 2012 |
Jeez, you got jokes but you're saying the truth anyhow.  |
| Re: You Have Been Warned…before It Is Too Late!!....do Not Fly This Airline. by philip0906(m): 12:36am On Jun 07, 2012 |
lol |
| Re: You Have Been Warned…before It Is Too Late!!....do Not Fly This Airline. by tayotee(m): 12:57am On Jun 07, 2012 |
loool......nice one buh on a serious note, the problem isn't about the number of years these planes have been in existence but lack of maintenance on the part of the airline operators. It's good that Nigeria has a blanket age on the planes that can fly their airspace but a country as the US has no age restriction but enforces STRICT and MAXIMUM maintenance schedule, planes that were made in 1987 still flies the US airspace without any probs.....so lets emphasize on maintenance and not the age really..... I hope Arik and Air Nigeria maintains their "new" planes well tho. |
| Re: You Have Been Warned…before It Is Too Late!!....do Not Fly This Airline. by Nobody: 4:37am On Jun 07, 2012 |
I got carried away with the funny way the OP did the analysis.... |
| Re: You Have Been Warned…before It Is Too Late!!....do Not Fly This Airline. by 9ijaprince(m): 4:54am On Jun 07, 2012 |
Op: how did you know the ages of this aircrafts. Do u work in aviation sector? |
| Re: You Have Been Warned…before It Is Too Late!!....do Not Fly This Airline. by homerac7: 6:20am On Jun 07, 2012 |
Lolzzzz.... But First Nation na green painted nah, y u call am red? |
| Re: You Have Been Warned…before It Is Too Late!!....do Not Fly This Airline. by newmaster(m): 8:31am On Jun 07, 2012 |
naija here we come, you travel on nigeria road all na death trap, on air huhh, nawaaaa which way nigeria, |
| Re: You Have Been Warned…before It Is Too Late!!....do Not Fly This Airline. by Henley96: 9:28am On Jun 07, 2012 |
[img]http://www.50centloseweight.com[/img]Great idea! |
| Re: You Have Been Warned…before It Is Too Late!!....do Not Fly This Airline. by bknight: 9:28am On Jun 07, 2012 |
Kabo Air wtf!  |
| Re: You Have Been Warned…before It Is Too Late!!....do Not Fly This Airline. by Ejine(m): 9:41am On Jun 07, 2012 |
bknight: Kabo Air wtf! More like KABU-KABU AIR, am I right? 1 Like |
| Re: You Have Been Warned…before It Is Too Late!!....do Not Fly This Airline. by Silva79(f): 10:02am On Jun 07, 2012 |
*Falls 4rm pineapple tree* Rotflmfao very funny analysis......may God save us. |
| Re: You Have Been Warned…before It Is Too Late!!....do Not Fly This Airline. by bknight: 11:42am On Jun 07, 2012 |
Lol |
| Re: You Have Been Warned…before It Is Too Late!!....do Not Fly This Airline. by Nobody: 2:55am On Jun 09, 2012 |
9ijaprince: Op: how did you know the ages of this aircrafts. Do u work in aviation sector?there's a website that has these infos based on when they were made. I've forgotten the site, u can google it. |
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