Gods-child:

Yess Boss!...No wahala...You just have to make yourself available more frequently cos it may happen anytime!...

Kikelomo ur highly welcum! But b4 the official welcum, let's get to know mor about u. My brother Gods-child is in the building to officially welcum u.

Gods-child:

Haa!...PSOTO, please don't start...Food appears just once in 3 days!...You call that cooking??...Yeh!!

God's Child, so I cook for you once I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ three days? Issorai...we will start with that time table with immediate effect! The next meal you should be expecting from me should be on Sunday!

Kikelomo ur highly welcum! But b4 the official welcum, let's get to know mor about u. My brother Gods-child is in the building to officially welcum u.

Gods-child:
I just realized I've not seen much of IK121 in the house today...@IK, guy hope no problem??...your face scarce today ooo

My broda i dey o! I'v bn a lil busy today. But dnt getit twisted, am stil jobless o!

Psoto darlin hw levels naa?

Qyqhelormorh: Guess I'll need the welcome party too. Hi peepz.

Wow, Wow, Wow!!...Please, a round of applause for the newest face in town!!
...QYQHELORMORH, you know what I like about you??...Your entrance was done in style with a stylish username!...You are so so welcome my sister (though your name kinda sounds unpronounceable...Do you mind if I simply call you KIKELOMO??)...We are very glad to have another lady in the house, 2012 NYSC BATCH C FAMILY...Our primary objective is to share NYSC based info with each other as November unveils itself...But meanwhile, we have to enjoy ourselves...Its your house, choose any room of your choice...And let me see if I can lay my hands on Maltina & Peak milk to entertain you, (PSOTO must have kept them somewhere because of pilferers like me!!)...Please can we get to know you?...grad school, course of study, place of stay & NYSC choice state...you get??...I'm so sorry if I look like I talk too much ooo...I can help it when I see ladies...*One Love*

Qhyqerlormor i hope ur nt d wife of K-SOLO b/c if u r, if k-solo catch u hia ehn, u knw as him dey take pound u 4 house. I jus hope ur nt K-solo's wife.

Tnx to u all. The name is actually KIKELOMO, Qyhelormorh is just a remix. I'm based in Ilorin, a fresh graduate of Unilorin (MassComm), a muslim, in her twenties etc.

ik121: My broda i dey o! I'v bn a lil busy today. But dnt getit twisted, am stil jobless o!

heeheehehehehe...Abeg no kill me with laughter jor...so you think say I go believe you abi??

Gods-child:

PSOTO!!!...Hmmm...please don't start world war 4 ooo!...hahaa...'Maltina & Milk'...Ori mi oo!

Its a very good combo o! Just try it!

I'm nobody's wife yet o, wouldn't mind ...

Gods-child:

Bros, abeg I'm very sorry for that...but really, did you jazz us in this house??...We were supposed to give you a welcome presentation when you came in now!...And you just penetrated our defence like that!...
HOUSE, I think its high time we appointed a Chief Security Officer who would always screen newcomers as they enter the house ooooo!!...
Yeah, CHUKSBLAZE, like I was saying...It seems you're already a part of the family so I don't need to welcome you officially again...I can see you stay in Ghana, but we'd like to know more about you...school, course & your place here in naija...And can you please tell us what life & schooling in Ghana has been like...Thanks bro!...*One Love*

I, PSOTO(a.k.a. Princessca Sotofunmi given τ̅☺ me by God's Child), hereby pronounce U̶̲̥̅̊, God's Child as the Chief Security Officer(C.S.O.) of this thread. Your work starts now!

psoto:
God's Child, so I cook for you once I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ three days? Issorai...we will start with that time table with immediate effect! The next meal you should be expecting from me should be on Sunday!

But PSOTO why nah...please don't do this nah!...you sabi say newcomers don dey plenty nah...you wan pursue dem comot ni??...abeg abeg!!

Gods-child:

heeheehahahahohoho....PSOooTO PSOooTO!!...we had no meeting ooo...You don't know anything yet sha!...smh...Its like you don't know how precious you are to us on this thread sha!...As in...#LipsSealed#

O ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ Lawd...‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ head is swelling, ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ black face is turning red, someone please help meeeeee...

Qyqhelormorh: I'm nobody's wife yet o, wouldn't mind ...

My mind dun relax nw. B/c if u c as K-SOLO(timaya music producer) take design kikelomo him wife face ehn u go pity the woman. Feel at home!

Qyqhelormorh: Guess I'll need the welcome party too. Hi peepz.

OMG!!! U dis gel, be very careful o. U just came into this house and ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ teeth ® already scattered on the ground, which kind of username is this one? U̶̲̥̅̊ have τ̅☺ replace all ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ broken teeth with "eyin Mecca."lol...
U're welcome babe. Enough space D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ room!

Tnx.

Qyqhelormorh: Tnx to u all. The name is actually KIKELOMO, Qyhelormorh is just a remix. I'm based in Ilorin, a fresh graduate of Unilorin (MassComm), a muslim, in her twenties etc.

That's wonderful...I can see you Unilorin people are really dominating this thread...SBABAJ, RIDWAN123, PRODAM...You'll get to meet them soonest...Sorry you won't be able to take our Maltina & Peak milk until after 7pm...hope you're enjoying the Ramadan Fast?...Once again, you're highly welcome!!

ik121: Psoto darlin hw levels naa?

I'm fine jawe. Warming ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ bed as usual...

psoto:

O ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ Lawd...‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ head is swelling, ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ black face is turning red, am so Hot! someone please help meeeeee...

Wait 4 me in my bedroom. I'll be wit u in a minute to giv u ur injection...

psoto:

O ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ Lawd...‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ head is swelling, ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ black face is turning red, someone please help meeeeee...

look at you!...A she she bere ni...we just got started...You deserve so much from us cos you've done so much for us...I reserve my comments!

Qyqhelormorh: I'm nobody's wife yet o, wouldn't mind ...

Haaaa. Mo gbe...kikelomo, jo, pls b careful. We have dangerous n untrusted boys I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ dis house...Starting with the one dat asked u the question!

psoto:
I'm fine jawe. Warming ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ bed as usual. IK plz come and join me in bed. I hav some cds.

Are u serious?

ik121: Wait 4 me in my bedroom. I'll be wit u in a minute to giv u ur injection...

IK!!...injec-what??...you wan see my red eye??

@Gods-child,Yes bros,enjoyment indeed,i can see some new faces in the house,u're al welcome,no abusive words against eachoda,one love

@psoto, tnx for d warning, I'll watch my steps. Its like ds room is short of females.

Gods-child:

IK!!...injec-what??...you wan see my red eye??

No ulterior motive bros. But she's inviting me to her room nd she said she'z got sum cds. Abeg cds no be community devlopment service?

psoto:
I, PSOTO(a.k.a. Princessca Sotofunmi given τ̅☺ me by God's Child), hereby pronounce U̶̲̥̅̊, God's Child as the Chief Security Officer(C.S.O.) of this thread. Your work starts now!

#LeftHandRaised#
I pledge To PSOTO my First lady!
To be frendly, loyal & humble!
To check newcomers with all my strenght!
To defend my Family!
And uphold her honour & stories!
So help me GOD!!!

...But last time I checked, GODS-CHILD was the Personal Assistant to the First lady...I hope that office still holds for me!!

psoto:
IK come and give me good luvin! Ugh! Am dying in bed! Ugh! Ugh! My chief security officer does'nt lick my honey well like u do. Plz come quickly

plz wait honey...

ik121: No ulterior motive bros. But she's inviting me to her room nd she said she'z got sum cds. Abeg cds no be community devlopment service?

Rotfl!!!..hehehehhehe...I don catch you jor...PSOTO can never type "pls" as "plz"...and she does not abbreviate "have" as "hav"...hahahahha...you try sha!

HELP!...HELP!...somebody please help!!...IK121 don almost kill me with laughter ooo...@Moderator, please ban that guy for 3 days...please!

Now I try leave my room ..... See this mad woman just pour road water on me becos she dey drive jeep ... Not going out again ...