Ishilove:

Ondo weed

Where can I buy it?

oweniwe:


Where can I buy it?

Wasimi, Ondo

Ishilove:

Wasimi, Ondo

That's far o.

I tthink Abbi weed is the most potent sha.
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One day, NDLEA raided Abbi, seized bags of weed and set them ablazz.

Before you say jack, eagles and other birds that flew by the burning weed smoke were falling from the sky

It was a funny sight... Ppl were chasing disoriented eagles trying to fly again with cutlass

oweniwe:


That's far o.

I tthink Abbi weed is the most potent sha.
If
One day, NDLEA raided Abbi, seized bags of weed and set them ablazz.

Before you say jack, eagles and other birds that flew by the burning weed smoke were falling from the sky

It was a funny sight... Ppl were chasing disoriented eagles trying to fly again with cutlass

Lmao!! For real?

Ishilove:
Sight target {preferably the pesky neighbourhood cock who goes around terrorising and raping the hens} and close in with a handful of maize in one hand and a big fat stick in the other. When you are close enough,toss the maize and call the target.

The target rushes to you and pecks away happily at your feet,unaware that his end has come.

Raise stick and smash! The target gives a mighty "KWAAAAAA!" and drops dead. Stuff carcass into a basket, fling the murder weapon into the forest and sneak back to your room, where a pot is already on the boil.
 
Another method:
 
Lure target to you with grains of maize. When it is eating its last meal at your feet,grab target by the throat with one hand,ball second hand into a fist, raise fist as high as you can and ...

SMASH! PIPIAOW!! KPUGBUU!!! The target won't know what hit it. Stuff carcass into bag or basket and flee.
 
CAVEAT-This method is messy. Victims might be decapitated.
 
And another. . .
 
Lure target to you in the afore mentioned manner. Swiftly grab target and strangle. Stuff corpse into bag and vamoose.
 
**Author's note-ALL the methods described here have been tried and tested,with satisfactory results {don't ask me who}.

HOWEVER,the success of each method is hinged on the total and complete absence of witnesses.

Nota bene

Oh my goodness

What a thread, reminds me of when my cousins came visiting for Christmas some years back and we wanted to dash the son of a cousin one of our local chickens ( they were just 2 in number) and those chickens had already gone out to play.

All hell was let loose, see agbalagbas chasing local chicken. The whole street knew we wanted to catch fowl oo.

It was so difficult to catch, we chase from street enter bush, back to street and finally by a sheer stroke of luck one was caught.

Those local fowls are rugged abeg.

NoToPile:
Oh my goodness

What a thread, reminds me of when my cousins came visiting for Christmas some years back and we wanted to dash the son of a cousin one of our local chickens ( they were just 2 in number) and those chickens had already gone out to play.

All hell was let loose, see agbalagbas chasing local chicken. The whole street knew we wanted to catch fowl oo.

It was so difficult to catch, we chase from street enter bush, back to street and finally by a sheer stroke of luck one was caught.

Those local fowls are rugged abeg.

You're very very fuulish for chasing a local fowl in the first place.

The thing go dribble Una tire

NoToPile:
Oh my goodness

What a thread, reminds me of when my cousins came visiting for Christmas some years back and we wanted to dash the son of a cousin one of our local chickens ( they were just 2 in number) and those chickens had already gone out to play.

All hell was let loose, see agbalagbas chasing local chicken. The whole street knew we wanted to catch fowl oo.

It was so difficult to catch, we chase from street enter bush, back to street and finally by a sheer stroke of luck one was caught.

Those local fowls are rugged abeg.

You won't know difficult it is to catch a chicken until you start chasing it. They are genetically programmed to run evasively. They don't run in a straight line and will instinctively keep running, dribbling and dodging until their pursuers tire out. I tried it when I was younger and faster and learnt this lesson the hard way

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