A new class teacher was introducing herself to her pupils who were aged 4- 5 years for the first time. She called them to the front of the class row by row to tell her what they will love to become when they grow up.
1st Pupil: Good morning madam, i am Ade Sojiadeni, i will love to be a maths teacher when i grow up.
Teacher: That is very good Ade now go back to your sitting position.
2nd Pupil: Teacher, i am shade,  i will like to be a doctor because my mum love injecting the sick in their buttocks.
Class roared out laughing,
Teacher: Good.
3rd Pupil: I will, like to be a ,  em, em and i,  i will love to be a wife snatcher , and a , father like my father. Thank you.
Teacher: Which University will you like to attend?
4th Pupil:Unilag or You.I or Unife, or any University in Nigeria.
5th Pupil: Unicef, or Unipetrol or Unionitsha or Uniaba.

It's like U.S Army advertising slogan "Be all you can be", nice joke.

neither did i

neither do i

neither was eye

Clemcy will never see because sha has no
EYE

how did thou knoe

Empe are you in any way tumbling in love with Prof Clemcy?

Gilgee
Am actually falling out of Love
She has been attacking all my post.
I want to see the ones she posted.

delib were u correcting me,
if u were,
teach yourself
thanks

what is happening in this room?

ibkdikson:

what is happening in this room?

cant u read ?

princesa:

delib were u correcting me,
if u were,
teach yourself
thanks

were u wrong?

i wasnt that's why i ask: what's ur point in that

just catching funs thats all

no worries , nothing do u ok?

yea nothing do you too, ^{yippeyappeday}

yippeyappeday

wetin be dis?

Its an expression of love in her language.

u guys are better not fight over clem hmmm i pity u all

Mimi wetin you dey try talk?

That your wink is suspicious, come explain better.

@Clem

You and mimi dey arrange each other? kai!

@emferor ure out for me ryte? come off it beiby ure too old and raw for dat get a lyfe or better still bla bla bla
one more thing a thread is meant for every body, i dont post but i reply and am assuring u wen i post i dont post crap!

gilgee wat r u insiuating again? u drink akamu again abi

how cant u understand that simple language

i learnt it when i went on a mission to kukuvi land, i.e to cure the insane

i hold my peace

good

am glad u realize its good for u

Clemcy nobi you feed me akamu? I loved it sha and i still want to be fed more.

@clem
whatever