a)All softdrinks are called minerals.
b)All Fathers came first position while at school.
c)India beat nigeria 99~1 because the ball was turned into a Lion.~
d)If ur wealth starts reducing it's ur village people dat are doing u.
e)Rice and stew....Every Sunday afternoon.
f)Every commodity outside Africa is original.
g)Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via sex.
h)She's a Calabar or Akwa Ibon girl...Chai she go sabido.
i)Every seasoning cube is maggi.
j)U must finish the rice before u touch d meat.
k)Every toothpaste na Macleans.
l)Every insecticide na Fleet.
m)Every detergent na omo.
n)Any rich hausa is an 'Alhaji', d poor ones na 'Aboki'...shuo!
o)U smoke, u b armed robber!
p)If u find money on d floor, pee on it before picking it up, else u go turn to Yam!
q)Only science students are smart.
r)Once u travel overseas u must be very rich (as if dem dey share money on the plane).
s)Drogba use juju tie Torres 4 leg...lol
t)Every girl dat plays and jokes with a boy has slept with him.
u)U must buy bread when travelling.
v)When u lose a tooth, throw it on the roof of d house and run round the house 7 times
w)Every noodle is called indomie.
x)if any girl too fine...na Ogbanje..and all the worwor pple na witch ....
y)Anything wey bite u for night na mosquito....lmfao.
z) ADD YOURS

Guy U're too much i'm feeling u,1. Anybody dat travelled oversea na londoner or Americana 2. Typical yoruba man will call anybody dat comes frm either east, midbelt calabar etc. Omo Igbo 3, if u're ugly u will b a wicked person but if u're beautiful u will b very nice. 4. A very old aged woman walking wit d walking stick is a witch. I stop nw. D list is endless.

This is mostly Nollywood Mentality. anyways, great try guy. It's interesting!