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Man, Frustrated By Subsidy Report Mess Threatens To Blow Up Nass. by isquar3d3(m): 11:40am On Jun 12, 2012
Jst found this on twitter now. Wld hv posted d link bt i'm on mobile:
An angry Nigerian, who simply
identified himself as Man of
Native God has declared that he
is currently building a nuclear
weapon in Lagos and has
declared his intention to blow
up the National Assembly
premises in Abuja in protest
against the corruption and
misgovernance of the occupiers
of the assembly. In a statement
which he issued on the Punch
website early this morning in
response to a publication by the
newpaper in Hon Farouk Lawan
was said to have admitted
collecting $500,000 from
businessman Femi Otedola to
influence the report of the
House of Representatives Adhoc
Committee on Fuel Subsidy, Man
of Native God threatened that
the horror of Hiroshima and
Nagasaki will be nothing
compared to the terror he is set
to unleash on the members of
Nigeria’s ruling class. The details
of his statement are given
below:
Man of Native God June 12,
2012 at 3:50 am
Nigeria.! Nigeria..!! Nigeria…!!!
How many times did I call you? I
don’t need an Intercontinental
Ballistic Missile (Topol-M or SS-18
Satan) I don’t need an
Intermediate Range Ballistic
Missile (Agni-5) I don’t need a
cruise missile (Tomahawk or
Iskander) I don’t need a mobile
missile launcher. I don’t need a
nuclear powered aircraft carrier
(USS Nimitz or Admiral
Kuznetsov) I don’t need a
nuclear powered ballistic
submarine (HMS Vigilant or USS
Pennsylvania) I don’t need a
strategic bomber (B2-Spirit or
Tupolev Tu-160 Blackjack) I
don’t need a stealth bomber or
a 5th-Gen fighter jet (F-22
Raptor or Sukhoi Su-35) All I
need is ONE working nuclear
warhead..! I wouldn’t mind
transporting and delivering the
package BY HAND to the
National Assembly Complex.
Blow up that shrine of
corruption and put an end to
this geographical expression!
How can I be alive, a Man of
Native God like myself, and idiots
and chickens would be stealing
me dry both in broad daylight
and pitch darkness? The earlier
we finalise this geographic
divorce the better for we. The
clock is ticking. I am already
synthesising and enriching
Plutonium-239 here in Lagos.
Oh yes! If you like go and invite
the IAEA and the UN Security
Council. Tell them to search and
comb all of LAGOS for
“clandestine nuclear weapons
activities”. They won’t find me.
Once I enrich up to weapons
grade level (90%), Hiroshima will
be child’s play. Nagasaki will be
like a game of Nintendo. This
country will hear a very Big
Bang!! I don tell una my mind.
People wey get ear, make them
hear. Rubbish. ********** MAN
of NATIVE GOD . . .
Re: Man, Frustrated By Subsidy Report Mess Threatens To Blow Up Nass. by isquar3d3(m): 11:43am On Jun 12, 2012
wat do ya think? Twld b a gud idea bt make him wait make i tell my friend wey be gateman 4 there make him commot first. Hahaha
Re: Man, Frustrated By Subsidy Report Mess Threatens To Blow Up Nass. by Kobojunkie: 12:30pm On Jun 12, 2012
Re: Man, Frustrated By Subsidy Report Mess Threatens To Blow Up Nass. by onthefence: 1:11pm On Jun 12, 2012
Did Farouk actually say he collected the money to INFLUENCE or to use as EVIDENCE. Surely both don't mean the same think, do they?
Re: Man, Frustrated By Subsidy Report Mess Threatens To Blow Up Nass. by Chubhie: 1:13pm On Jun 12, 2012
Am not holding brief for the guy but, going by currents trends that emanates from our so called elects is enough to turn someone into a suicide bomber for the greater good.

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