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If Heaven Has Voicemail. by diddy4(m): 2:15am On Apr 03, 2006
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the following:

Thank you for calling heaven. For English press 1 For French press 2 For all other languages, press 3

Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for request Press 2 for thanksgiving Press 3 for complaints Press 4 for all others

I am sorry, all our Angels and Saints are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received, God be with you as you repent.
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by bluenubian(f): 2:52am On Apr 03, 2006
if i pressed '0' who would i speak to?
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by ojd(m): 3:01am On Apr 03, 2006
guy, love ur postings, real cool

bluenubian:

if i pressed '0' who would i speak to?

any answer to dis?
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by diddy4(m): 3:18am On Apr 03, 2006
y'all suppose know by now that God is always patient. if you are impatient and press 0 for short cut, you will be reconnected to hell. grin devil likes his own fast fast. cool
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by bluenubian(f): 3:22am On Apr 03, 2006
hmm tru that
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by ojd(m): 4:48am On Apr 03, 2006
true talk!
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by micklplus(m): 9:30am On Apr 03, 2006
Nice one for real. i love it cheesy
cheers
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by diddy4(m): 12:43pm On Apr 03, 2006
@ micklplus

atleast you havent seen this before. grin
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by kellygirl(f): 12:12pm On Apr 24, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy nice one,i will press 1 every seconds cheesy cheesy
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by diddy4(m): 5:29pm On Apr 24, 2006
kellygirl:

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy nice one,i will press 1 every seconds cheesy cheesy

might work for you. grin
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by O4real(m): 7:35pm On Apr 24, 2006
kool diddy
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by diddy4(m): 8:30pm On Apr 24, 2006
@04real

thanks man.
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by Z4M4eva(f): 11:30am On Apr 25, 2006
l.o.l. Kool.
Re: If Heaven Has Voicemail. by sunej(m): 2:51am On Aug 25, 2008
if u press 0 and speak directly to God, I guess all phone company will charge special fees for zero alone

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