Hello my tomato Jos,
I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the muvin peopru. Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys). I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu prenty of shopu in Onitsha main market. As u are ruking at me, nne a dim vely sorid.
My containers come in 20s and 40s evely weekly.I hav over 40 boys in my tlaining.
Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu lich and by d special glace of God, I am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it. I can call her wit my etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manger with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first lady of di conglomerate.
All di stleets in china are light here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat road market in there are under me. As I yamu speaking to u now, theyare making prans to clown me eze ndi igbo nile of china and by the special glace of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china.
Nne you ruk rike egg yolk and for dat, I willu kill any ochicha for u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on ellands.
A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat I have prans of making u d plesident of d biggest boutique in Onitsha.
I wulu repackage u nne m and plesent u to d world, pletty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yoli yoli! My aflican Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me totally.
Your roving faithfully rover,
Aguyi.

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