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Wish by ptaller(op): 11:11pm On Nov 24, 2007
There was a guy who just got out of a really bad
divorce with his wife. One day, he found a
genie's lamp. The genie came out and said, "Hello
master. I will grant you three wishes but,
whatever you wish for your wife gets double."

The guy didn't like that part but he made a wish
anyway. For his first wish, he said, "Genie, I
want a house in Hawaii." POOF!!! He got one
house, his wife got two. This didn't make him
happy but, he made his second wish. "Genie,I want
2 billion dollars." POOF! He got two billion, his
wife four billion. By now, this guy isn't very
happy. The genie says, "You have one wish left. I
have to remind you, what ever you wish for your
wife gets double."

The guy says, "Yeah,yeah. I know."

So the guy thinks real hard and says "I got it!
Genie, beat me half to death!!"
Re: Wish by Migines(m): 11:12pm On Nov 24, 2007
Seenit, funny tho.
Re: Wish by clemcykul(f): 4:08pm On Nov 26, 2007
lol wicked man grin grin grin grin grin migs hope u wunt do dat to me huh grin grin
Re: Wish by ravenzord(m): 4:12pm On Nov 26, 2007
funny,bt i've also seen it b4
Re: Wish by Jeovy(m): 4:31pm On Nov 26, 2007
Very funny, havnt seen it, the man wicked sha grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Wish by Migines(m): 5:27pm On Nov 26, 2007
@clem
NEVEEEEEEER
Re: Wish by clemcykul(f): 2:27pm On Nov 27, 2007
grin grin grin kiss kiss kiss kiss tanks dear wink
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