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New Bride Rules by Lolabbey: 3:10pm On Jan 23, 2008
Dear fellow nairalander,
which kind wife u b ?and 4 d guys can u take this frm your wife?
well i feel she is just a smart wife.
read on;


A new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech; "My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine .
"No, I will never do that, never in a million years I was brought up very strictly to respect my new home rules and way of daily life."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.
"What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws);

Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND
Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!

"And what are you here for?" enquired the mother-in-law incredulously!.

"AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN AND SATISFY YOUR SON!!!!!"
Re: New Bride Rules by ituen(m): 3:21pm On Jan 23, 2008
hold his head and screams

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Re: New Bride Rules by clemcykul(f): 3:50pm On Jan 23, 2008
joins iteun
Re: New Bride Rules by ThugLife1(m): 5:34pm On Jan 23, 2008
Hahahahhahahahahhaha
Iteun you dey make me laugh
Re: New Bride Rules by Rebellious(f): 5:42pm On Jan 23, 2008
ituen:

hold his head and screams

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cheesy

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