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| Ways To Turn Men Down. by diddy4(m): 5:36am On Apr 03, 2006 |
HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out. HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by sunshine10(f): 5:52am On Apr 03, 2006 |
Hey man you had me rolling  |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by micklplus(m): 9:23am On Apr 03, 2006 |
 its here b4 |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by Rhodalyn(f): 9:24am On Apr 03, 2006 |
 you always tell him that |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by Fluffy(f): 10:11am On Apr 03, 2006 |
| this is great, but not for the poor guys that will be hearing them |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by drered(m): 12:27pm On Apr 03, 2006 |
thats really tight |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by Z4M4eva(f): 7:08pm On Apr 03, 2006 |
Whoa. That's a kool list man!  |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by jayemkay(f): 9:26pm On Apr 09, 2006 |
hilarious! |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by Junior88: 3:13am On Apr 10, 2006 |
@ Diddy did u make that up bra? lol |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by diddy4(m): 4:20am On Apr 10, 2006 |
@ junior omo, na the things wey man don experience in this life in the hands of woman. but i treat the ladies nice and gently so they never turn me down except like 3 times which was in the hands of one yeye girl like that  . . lol. |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by Efani(m): 3:11am On Apr 16, 2006 |
u must hav personally experienced it lol |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by bluenubian(f): 6:20am On Apr 16, 2006 |
give it to u man, that headache and movie one was really funny, im gonna use it next time |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by lauryn(f): 4:12pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
i'ld need to giv some replies. lmao |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by beefblaze(m): 5:49pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
dat hurts a lot ladies plz bear wit us oh,  |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by diddy4(m): 6:48am On Apr 22, 2006 |
Efani: remember you are still 17 son. go to the site made for children and talk your crap. |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by doshbass(m): 3:48pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
hahahah |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by Ddii(f): 2:49pm On May 16, 2006 |
this is so cool. |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by edatika(m): 3:38pm On May 16, 2006 |
if u didn't copy it if u made it urself i'm impressed. cool [img] |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by tolutope(m): 5:21pm On May 16, 2006 |
no wonder diddy didnt think it was funny, my joke, ITS HERS, WELL SORRY 'BOUT THAT, SOMEONE TOLD ME OVER THE FONE, TRUCE BABY? |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by tolutope(m): 5:30pm On May 16, 2006 |
no wonder diddy didnt think it was funny, my joke, ITS HERS, WELL SORRY 'BOUT THAT, SOMEONE TOLD ME OVER THE FONE, TRUCE BABY? |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by diddy4(m): 7:49pm On May 16, 2006 |
edatika: do i look like someone that is posting jokes to impress u huh? |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by pirella(f): 9:15pm On May 16, 2006 |
Its an old 1 bt its stil funny,got me laughin al d way. Gud stuff! |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by eveseh(f): 3:43am On May 20, 2006 |
funny really funny |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by spikelord(m): 9:33am On May 20, 2006 |
| hahahahahahahahaha, |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by ademiller(f): 11:17am On Feb 06, 2008 |
awesome |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by JazzyJ(f): 7:46am On Sep 26, 2008 |
i m gonna start telling dat to all d guys now. hahaha  |
| Re: Ways To Turn Men Down. by ramonacee(f): 3:36pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
bluenubian:sure u wanna lose any of em?? |
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