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Naija Guys Why :( by Nobody: 3:10am On Jun 14, 2012 |
This isn't about bashing my homies. Seriously guys yall need to make it a sure thing wearing at-least deodorant especially before leaving Africa/Nigeria. I believe if you can afford a plane ticket from Nigeria to the U.S, business class - - > LA you can equally afford at-least AXE. This dude with a huge tribal mark nearly sent me to coma with his smelly underarm. The dude punished me with his stinky from Atlanta -LA. . I had to give my seat away to this navy guy "in his mind I was showing him respect and support for serving the country" Now I'm thinking about donating deodorant to all the international airports in Nigeria. I wonder how Naija girls cope with such oozing, oops they must have been used to it by now. According to 2011 research Nigerian ladies smells good than the guys. |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by patuli64(f): 3:24am On Jun 14, 2012 |
funny yeah!!!!.. but hold up r u tryna pass d info dat u fly biz class ... ok now we know ... besides body odour knows no country unless u wanna donate worldwide.... afterall oyibo and akata no de baff... smellingtons r errywher... but men dat guy no try sha, smelling armpit in a pressurized container like an airplane can be rilli devastating just like d old man dat was sitting beside me wit torturing mouth odour dat just couldnt keep shut all thru my flight xterdai . |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by cindyrella(f): 3:25am On Jun 14, 2012 |
Lwkm @ dude wit huge tribal marks almost sent u to coma. Can't wait to hear from our beloved nija dudes. |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by Nobody: 3:34am On Jun 14, 2012 |
patuli64: funny yeah!!!!.. but hold up r u tryna pass d info dat u fly biz class ... ok now we know ... besides body odour knows no country unless u wanna donate worldwide.... afterall oyibo and akata no de baff... smellingtons r errywher... but men dat guy no try sha, smelling armpit in a pressurized container like an airplane can be rilli devastating just like d old man dat was sitting beside me wit torturing mouth odour dat just couldnt keep shut all thru my flight xterdai . Not really But you can dig it already @Akata and white smellington, yo check your neighborhood and where you go . . Btw I can go a day without shower especially during the badass winter but I still smell fresh "kidding" |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by Nobody: 3:44am On Jun 14, 2012 |
LMAO!! this fo0l still ignorant as hell. |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by Nobody: 3:48am On Jun 14, 2012 |
MsDarkSkin: LMAO!! Kiss the hairy part of my arss |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by Nobody: 8:02am On Jun 14, 2012 |
Body odour is just a small part compared to their mouth odours,God! |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by 190: 8:22am On Jun 14, 2012 |
MsDarkSkin: LMAO!! |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by Nobody: 8:28am On Jun 14, 2012 |
I've been repeating the same thing in this forum for the longest time. Naija men stay smelling like donkey dung. I met this Igbo guy a semester ago, dude smelled like rotten apku. He still thinks he's in his village where daily multiple showers are nonexistent. God help us. |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by honeric01(m): 8:48am On Jun 14, 2012 |
Ileke-IdI: But your OP friend said he normally stays a whole day without bathing in winter days. don't you think he uses deodorant to hide his "smelly" nature? I can't stay a day without bathing no matter how cold the weather is. REALITY101: |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by Nobody: 8:51am On Jun 14, 2012 |
honeric01: OP might even me my Igbo friend in RL. That shoit is disgusting esp during the summer. He supposingly said he's joking, but we all know how it goes down in the Okija part of Nigeria. I think he uses axe to cover up his stench, but that's like spraying a dirty pig. But ofcourse, not just my Igbo friend, MOST Naija men in general (For Lord Reed) As for you, I trust you jare. You look clean, I'm sure that when you move diamonds fall out of your armpits |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by Goldieluks: 8:53am On Jun 14, 2012 |
This is very true, some Nija men stench of rotten fish. They rarely have a proper bath and still have the audacity to approach a clean babe. |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by cindyrella(f): 8:54am On Jun 14, 2012 |
REALITY101: DIES |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by tellwisdom: 9:05am On Jun 14, 2012 |
Who knows, that guy with a huge tribaL mark might be from OYO State |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by honeric01(m): 9:16am On Jun 14, 2012 |
Ileke-IdI: You won't catch me unshaved lol and my girls always wish they had an armpit like mine. |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by honeric01(m): 9:17am On Jun 14, 2012 |
Goldieluks: This is very true, some Nija men stench of rotten fish. Maybe because the girl's weaveon smells too? |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by Nobody: 9:18am On Jun 14, 2012 |
honeric01: roll eyes. Now you're just getting cocky jor. honeric01:ROTFL |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by Goldieluks: 9:22am On Jun 14, 2012 |
honeric01: Not in all cases, but the guy got a body odor, so how will he know if her weave smells?? |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by Nobody: 9:24am On Jun 14, 2012 |
Goldieluks: My sister, it's not just the body odor. Their mouth aint that clean other. Their ashy azz skin is its own documentary. Let me not even get started on their nappy head. Their crusty toes nails. . . .Lord have mercy! |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by honeric01(m): 9:25am On Jun 14, 2012 |
Ileke-IdI: I put my money where my mouth is.. i just have sensitive nose and any small smell, i detect. |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by Nobody: 9:27am On Jun 14, 2012 |
honeric01: Same here, my nose is sharper than my vision. So. . . . where else do you shave? |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by honeric01(m): 9:28am On Jun 14, 2012 |
Goldieluks: Yea most of them actually smell and don't even care if the girl smells too lol.. paraga always smelling from their breathe. |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by Dyt(f): 9:31am On Jun 14, 2012 |
Ileke-IdI: y do u wanna know? |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by honeric01(m): 9:32am On Jun 14, 2012 |
Ileke-IdI: Cheek Jaws Armpit Golden gate I used to shave my legs but i stopped because they kept growing fast and more. |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by Goldieluks: 9:33am On Jun 14, 2012 |
Ileke-IdI: Jeez that's a lot of smell .The crusty nails part scares the hell outta me, like jeez... honeric01: Is paraga like a fish smell? |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by Nobody: 9:33am On Jun 14, 2012 |
honeric01: Okay, why? Does your leg smell? Se o gbo Yoruba? Goldieluks: honerico, on a rating scale of 1 (clean) to 10 (fungified), how crusty are your toe nails? |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by Goldieluks: 9:37am On Jun 14, 2012 |
Ileke-IdI: Trouble shooter.. |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by Nobody: 9:40am On Jun 14, 2012 |
This Was the Same Situation Report with Reality When He left Owerri for the States Last 3Yrs! Kettle Calling Pot Blacky! |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by honeric01(m): 9:49am On Jun 14, 2012 |
Goldieluks: How does fish breathe smell? |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by Mynd44: 10:00am On Jun 14, 2012 |
El Guapo: This Was the Same Situation Report with Reality When He left Owerri for the States Last 3Yrs!Okay someone is taking this personal |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by honeric01(m): 10:08am On Jun 14, 2012 |
Ileke-IdI: I don't have body odor so that question is out of the way, reason why i wanted to start shaving my legs was because my hair keeps tangling with my clothing and it pains alot. I cut my nails but i have 2 not-so-cool toe nails (too many wounds from street football, only guys would know this). |
Re: Naija Guys Why :( by Nobody: 10:15am On Jun 14, 2012 |
Mynd_44: DUH! Just Bringing Up Fact -- Dont Tell me u read Comments with a Love Machine In Ya Butt Bro? |
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