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Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by Nobody: 10:05pm On Jun 16, 2012
The bible say watch and says the lord for the saint and those who believe in him shall only be able to go.do know it shall happen suddenly...the trumpet of the lord shal blow and the dead in christ shal go first dn we that be alive shal go...only those who have jesus as their lord and savior shal go'wil u b raptured search yourself'
Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by Niyi53(m): 11:54am On Jun 17, 2012
I bear witness that the second coming of Jesus has been fulfilled in person of the Holy Founder of the Ahmadiyya community (Hazrat Mirza Ghulam Ahmad).
Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by cyrexx: 12:09pm On Jun 17, 2012
Jesus had been coming soon since 2000 years ago. Every generation of Christians, including the first, has thought they were living in the “end times.” Jesus is reported as telling his disciples, “There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.” (Matthew 16:28 ) He promised, “Behold I come quickly.” (Revelation 3:11) But 2,000 years is not “quickly.”

He has been coming soon before we were born and he will still be coming soon long after we are dead and gone.

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Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by Niyi53(m): 2:55pm On Jun 17, 2012
Visit www.alislam.org to know about the second advent of Jesus. The second advent is not going to occur as most people think. Its not Jesus who would physically come. Its the coming of someone in his likeness and spirit. Just like Jesus explained the second coming of Elijah so also will his own second coming occur. What you are yet to know is that Jesus christ survived death on the cross, migrated away from Jerusalem and went in search of the lost sheep of Israel, found them, delivered the message unto them, lived up to a ripe old age before he died and was buried @ srinagar kashmir, in India.
Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by IdiAmin2(m): 2:59pm On Jun 17, 2012
In 2012, there are still adults who believe in fantasy stories, grown educated human beings looking up waiting for this blonde dude to be riding on a white winged horse!
SMH

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Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by Nobody: 3:51pm On Jun 17, 2012
Divepen: The bible say watch and says the lord for the saint and those who believe in him shall only be able to go.do know it shall happen suddenly...the trumpet of the lord shal blow and the dead in christ shal go first dn we that be alive shal go...only those who have jesus as their lord and savior shal go'wil u b raptured search yourself'
Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by Niyi53(m): 6:10pm On Jun 17, 2012
GRAND PROPHECY
The Promised Messiah (peace be on him) said: ''Remember very well that no one shall ever come down from heaven. All our opponent who are alive today shall die and none from them shall ever see Jesus son of Mary coming down from heaven; then their children that are left after them shall also die and none from among them shall ever see Jesus son of Mary coming down. Then God shall cause great consternation in their minds and they shall then say that even the age of the cross has passed away completely, yet the son of Mary has not come down. Then in dismay, the wise among them shall forsake this belief and three centuries from now shall not have passed when those who await the coming of Jesus son of Mary, whether they be Muslims or Christians, shall relinquish all together this conception'' (The Narrative of Two Martyrdom p. 67)
Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by Ayomivic(m): 4:54pm On Jun 18, 2012
cyrexx: Jesus had been coming soon since 2000 years ago. Every generation of Christians, including the first, has thought they were living in the “end times.” Jesus is reported as telling his disciples, “There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.” (Matthew 16:28 ) He promised, “Behold I come quickly.” (Revelation 3:11) But 2,000 years is not “quickly.”

He has been coming soon before we were born and he will still be coming soon long after we are dead and gone.

His second coming shall be like that of Noah. Do you know the years that Noah used to warn people of his time against flood ? They told him exactly what you said and adamant to his words.The flood caught them unprepared. This statement of yours is a sign of end time.
Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by thehomer: 7:43pm On Jun 18, 2012
Ayomivic:

His second coming shall be like that of Noah. Do you know the years that Noah used to warn people of his time against flood ? They told him exactly what you said and adamant to his words.The flood caught them unprepared. This statement of yours is a sign of end time.

The end-time has been coming for 2000 years.
Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by Nobody: 12:30pm On Jun 19, 2012
thehomer:
The end-time has been coming for 2000 years.

Well, they say a thousand years is like 1 day to their lord. So by that logic, it's only been two days since jesus went to chill in the mothership. Since it took mr yahweh 7 days to manufacture the universe, it must take jesus 7 days to come get his "body of christ".
To recap

1000 Earth years = 1 Day Heaven Day
Therefore

so 1000* 7 = 7000

Their Lord and slavemaster Jesus H Christ will be back in 5 more heaven days which is approximately the year 7033CE

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Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by aia99: 12:41am On Jun 20, 2012
Accoding 2 d glorious quran sent by God thru his angels 2 prophet muhammad(saw) which serves as the confirmation of revelation it says d coming of jesus is to kill the anti-christ and to tell the christians that he never called himself d son of God neither he is God that he had come to preached monotheism (meaning d existence of only 1 God)
Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by Murphy7h4: 8:27am On Jun 20, 2012
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Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by Jenwitemi(m): 8:40am On Jun 20, 2012
The catch here is, though, that tomorrow never comes. wink
Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by LogicMind: 8:35pm On Jun 20, 2012
which poor virgin's belle is he going to enter this time around?
Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by Zodiac61(m): 9:08pm On Jun 20, 2012
Still waiting (yawn).
2000 years and still waiting (yawn).
No doubt, we will still be waiting (and yawning) tomorrow.
If jesus could not keep his promise to return during the life times of those would saw and listened to him, why should we believe he would return?
In fact, why should we accept that the man jesus rose from the dead in the first case?
Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by Ptolomeus(m): 10:14pm On Jun 20, 2012
Divepen: the trumpet of the lord
Excuse me, "The Lord" does not blow the trumpet, he plays the harp, and does so terribly wrong.

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Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by lekkie073(m): 9:22pm On Jun 21, 2012
Martian:

Well, they say a thousand years is like 1 day to their lord. So by that logic, it's only been two days since jesus went to chill in the mothership. Since it took mr yahweh 7 days to manufacture the universe, it must take jesus 7 days to come get his "body of christ".
To recap

1000 Earth years = 1 Day Heaven Day
Therefore

so 1000* 7 = 7000

Their Lord and slavemaster Jesus H Christ will be back in 5 more heaven days which is approximately the year 7033CE
Na lie o. A day in heaven is a million years on earth! Believe me...i ve been there!
Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by Nobody: 11:06pm On Jun 21, 2012
Lekan b mindful of wat u say dr heavens recordn dz dy shal read it 4 us
Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by achmed1(m): 9:22am On Jun 22, 2012
You are fu_king stu.pid for this post bloody kafir.
Niyi53: I bear witness that the second coming of Jesus has been fulfilled in person of the Holy Founder of the Ahmadiyya community (Hazrat Mirza Ghulam Ahmad).
Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by Nobody: 11:14am On Jun 22, 2012
The kingdom of God is for doz dt luv jesus
Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by lekkie073(m): 4:01pm On Jun 22, 2012
Divepen: Lekan b mindful of wat u say dr heavens recordn dz dy shal read it 4 us
Which heaven? D one near pluto or d one in another galaxy? U я so blindfolded!
Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by Jenwitemi(m): 7:04pm On Jun 22, 2012
Too many religious bigots in here. Atmosphere has become poisonous.
Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by Ptolomeus(m): 10:10pm On Jun 22, 2012
Divepen: Lekan b mindful of wat u say dr heavens recordn dz dy shal read it 4 us

Excuse me, my English is very bad, but you do not write, you attentive ...
Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by thehomer: 10:35am On Jun 23, 2012
Martian:

Well, they say a thousand years is like 1 day to their lord. So by that logic, it's only been two days since jesus went to chill in the mothership. Since it took mr yahweh 7 days to manufacture the universe, it must take jesus 7 days to come get his "body of christ".
To recap

1000 Earth years = 1 Day Heaven Day
Therefore

so 1000* 7 = 7000

Their Lord and slavemaster Jesus H Christ will be back in 5 more heaven days which is approximately the year 7033CE

Excellent. That means I'm free to do whatever I like till the next century. It also means that these people should stop saying that Jesus is coming tomorrow since he won't be here for a few millennia.
Re: Jesus Is Coming Tomorrow by Nobody: 11:11am On Jun 23, 2012
Don't b foold by d devil if jesus dd not come because of our sins and sinners wat of death.
Death is friend of none

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