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What A Wife Means. by diddy4(m): 12:49pm On Apr 03, 2006
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you slowpoke

The wife says: Sure, go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain


The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.
Re: What A Wife Means. by dabby(f): 4:52pm On May 29, 2006
its funny though not always true. wink wink
Re: What A Wife Means. by furlee(m): 10:36am On May 30, 2006
dabby:

its funny though not always true. wink wink

It is always relative wink When a woman says a word with her mouth she says more with the look on her face grin grin
Re: What A Wife Means. by dabby(f): 11:52am On May 30, 2006
you think you hav womeen all figured out don't you?
Re: What A Wife Means. by furlee(m): 12:30pm On May 30, 2006
dabby:

you think you hav womeen all figured out don't you?

Just Playing! In the spirit of fair play if you seem offended sooooooooooooory grin
Re: What A Wife Means. by dabby(f): 1:31pm On May 30, 2006
no i'm not. its aite really.
Re: What A Wife Means. by spikelord(m): 9:52am On Jun 01, 2006
In the spirit of fair play??

lol
Re: What A Wife Means. by micklplus(m): 10:48am On Jun 01, 2006
Fair play? Na football? cheesy
Re: What A Wife Means. by babadee(m): 5:48pm On Jun 02, 2006
i agree a hundred percent, women know how to say many things without exactly coming out to say it straight, kinda like wordplay.
Re: What A Wife Means. by spikelord(m): 6:48pm On Jun 02, 2006
Yes, they seem to express more than what they say!
Re: What A Wife Means. by dabby(f): 8:32am On Jun 03, 2006
Its a skill that we women develop,its the ability to express yourself without actually saying the words. pretty cool isn't it? wink
Re: What A Wife Means. by daychris(f): 11:27am On Feb 25, 2008
dabby, that's true
Re: What A Wife Means. by Lolabbey: 11:31am On Feb 25, 2008
wetin women do una sef cheesy
Re: What A Wife Means. by clemcykul(f): 1:30pm On Feb 25, 2008
wimin! lol grin

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