THINGS I'VE LEARNT 4RM
NOLLYWOOD:
1.An actress can wear the same
hairdo for more than a yr, even in
longer flashbacks.
2. In every romance movie,som1
must die.
3. It is possible 2 hit a person
without actually touching them!:O
4. Any1 who gets hit by a car dies
immediately.8-|
5. Poisoned food always tastes
better.:>
6. D best way 2 make money is by
visiting a'Babalawo' (herbalist )/
joining a cult/ sleeping with rich
men.
7. 1 of a pair of twins (identical or
not) is born evil./
8. There is never an end 2 ur
suffering, except death!:>
9. With a pastor... all things are
possible.>:/
10.Gun shots & knock out sound
the same...
11. A movie has not been made if
at least one actor/actress has not
twisted his/her lips to speak
wrong phonetics.:/
12. U are in love...U want 2 take ur
girl out,D best place U take her 2
is...
*Mr.Biggs/ Tantalizers: where U'll
most probably see an'ex'
while feedin each other.
*The beach:where it is
imperative dat U ride a
donkey&carry her
playfully.=D
*Or the best: take her 2 buy som
new ugly clothes.=D
13. The police are extremely
efficient unlike their counterparts
in real life...:|
14. Every problem u av is
spiritual:/
15.Wen u're shot in d chest,it
doesn't really matter, ur head will
be bandaged,same for ur legs.
16.When advertising a movie,u av
to shout cos people are deaf.=))
17. If a car crash has to happen, d
driver has to drive in a zig zag
motion on a free highway
without an oncoming vehicle and
then slam into a tree that wasn't
there before...8-|
18. Sometimes d title has
absolutely nothin to do wit d
movie, and other times wen you
see d title and the poster, U know
it ALL.8-|
19. At d end of a 3hr movie, u'l b
reminded dat THIS IS JUST THE
BEGINNING. WATCH OUT FOR PART
2...>:O
And finally....
20. All Nigerian films are marketed
at Ebinpejo Lane Idumota or
Iweka road Onitsha...lolz

^^^Menh! you've really studied them......





How i wish you can put the hours you put in doing this research in other aspect of your life, such as School, marriage, bible..etc I mean you ll become a guru.






You try shaa

why don't u produce ur own movies, then we'll judge yours why don't u produce ur own movies, then we'll judge yours