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Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by dubem3(m): 8:31am On Jun 20, 2012 |
lucom: Cos i hated eating beans mum wld tell me "if you dont eat beans u won't be handsome(eniti ko ba je ewa ko ni lewa)" trust me i blvd her. lol since term that as one of the lies, am guessing the project didn't work out as expected. |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Nobody: 9:14am On Jun 20, 2012 |
chimuchi: [size=28pt]my parents never told me lies. they gave good examples.[/size] What a sweet lie that touches |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by TheMatrix3: 9:17am On Jun 20, 2012 |
I once challenged my father in SS1 when I performed poorly and he gave me that bull cr@p abt always coming 1st. I asked him cynically "whish parent would eva claim to have come last " mehn, I got the beating of my life Other lies I was told were: * Dont sweep at nyt, yopu'd invite witches * Go to bed early else the SPIRIT of growth will come to yur bed, and if he doesn't find you, you will remain a dwarf (dis one scared the poo outta me) * Dont kill Wall Gecko, 'twill make you wet your bed * Dont kill those fat slimy toads, you'll break a glass cup and loose your spoons if you do * Playing Draught (aka draft) will make you dull * Never drink Coke and drink Garri or Eat Mango and eat Eba.... Na today |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by SpiritofOkija(m): 9:46am On Jun 20, 2012 |
Dont kill wall geckos - It will collapse the building.. Do not whistle at night - It invites witches.. Do not sweep at night - You are sweeping away your blessings.. Do not eat in the dream - You will become a witch Do not have sex in the dream - You will marry a water spirit.. Believe in God - Or you will go to hell.. (#Priceless) DO not drink garri and Mango together - Na die sure pass.. Do not spit into the toilet - You will get a sore throat.. Smack your lips twice at a lightening strike - To divert thunder from firing you.. #Priceless |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Vessel4christ(m): 9:54am On Jun 20, 2012 |
Dnt eat @ d door post,u wnt b satisfyd. na serios lie! |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Rocktation(f): 10:05am On Jun 20, 2012 |
movicy: thanks for this thread rock Awww, thank you too! You guys made it rock, big time. |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by clemmonce(m): 1:51pm On Jun 20, 2012 |
chipet:DNT REALLY KNW BUT I THINK IT IS THE LEAF OF A PLANT. |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Nobody: 3:53pm On Jun 20, 2012 |
[quote author=Rocktation]We love our parents and always will respect them. However, they spin a yarn as good as the rest of us. These are some of the fibs they fed me while growing up. You should share yours too. 1. They all came first in class. (So who came second?) 2. All the gala sellers are dead. (Who sells to them every other time that they buy?) 3. Money cannot buy happiness. (Well, it doesn't make you unhappy either). 4. All parents did not fornicate before marriage. (I hear) 5. Children jump out through the stomach at parturition. 6. You'll fall pregnant if a boy does so much as holds your hand. ( I suppose don born a whole country by now) 7. "Just tell me the truth, you won't get in trouble". (Yeah right!) Share yours.so true |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by SpiritofOkija(m): 4:21pm On Jun 20, 2012 |
Jesus will come back and take us to heaven... |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by trisurface: 6:22pm On Jun 20, 2012 |
"This Injection is not painful...." Na D whole "If U talk while plucking chicken feathers, The feathers will multiply and U'll never finish" "Children dont talk when elders are discussing"- Na my matter dem dey discuss O! |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Dagods(m): 6:34pm On Jun 20, 2012 |
If u come close 2 a moving train, it will magnet u,,asi-asi, p'ple wey dey sell 4 railway don die finish? |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Decryptor(m): 11:02am On Jun 22, 2012 |
I asked what condom was and they said "It's a drug for adults" 2 Likes |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by luckyflair(m): 12:22pm On Jun 23, 2012 |
Wen i was a kid,pussy meant cat....sex meant gender.....bitch was a female dog........dick was a name...........bang was a sound..........Bleep was a cutlery..........rubber was just like plastic...........ass was animal...........screw was just a nut..........head meant a part of body.........hmmmm!but now,everytin is just damn complicated |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Frankkk(m): 1:02pm On Jul 10, 2014 |
Yes oooo |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by purplekayc(m): 10:25pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
That you would be struck by lightning if you stole anything |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by obontami: 10:20am On Nov 08, 2016 |
trisurface: LOLZZZZ |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by obontami: 10:20am On Nov 08, 2016 |
luckyflair: DAMNNN |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by obontami: 10:22am On Nov 08, 2016 |
Sup lezznjr? u saw my mail? |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by DriveByKiller: 2:57pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
obontami:I will check, bro. I'm on transit. |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by obontami: 3:04pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
DriveByKiller: Its nothing serious though. Just looking out for you. 1 Like |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by lezznjr: 7:48pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
obontami:Sup ,bro, just got home now and logged onto my mail but there's no sign of you. |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by obontami: 8:46pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
lezznjr: Wow good to have you back. I'm already missing your flows here. The mail I contacted is the mail you use to open your "lezzlie" NL account. |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by obontami: 9:07pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
lezznjr:I guess they banned that account for 2 months. Ain't It ?? |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by obontami: 10:38pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
lezznjr:Dammmnnn those moderators are really heartless |
Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Nobody: 3:40pm On May 31, 2019 |
My child rates this colour palette very amazing :-) |
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