aurenflani: mykejones clearly a good example of fanatical christian mind

mykejones: You just passed as one of the dumbest and gullible people on Nairaland.
The suicide bomber who blew up Shallom Church in Kaduna dressed comfortably as a Christian.
If he had been caught,he probably wld have assumed the name Joshua Johson.
You would have been the one to bring it to NL.
You fccking pig!!! Go fccking get a fccking life!!!!
No Christian,however dumb or stupid would be that stupid or brainwashed against his people.
With the anger in me,i curse you!!!!
And with evry friends i'v lost,i declare..WOE BETHYD U!!!!!

mykejones:
***The Day I Acted Like A Certified First-class Mugu.***
Ok..so i decided to share this,maybe i too might finally see the funny side of it.

I'd recently just left school,and i was beyond happy. Two weeks later,i decided to pay my Alma Mata a visit. It was a saturday morning...the plan was2hang out with some fellas and b bck by monday.
I was doin jus dat until around 10pm. I bumped into an old, sweet and cool friend. She was,as usual,dressed in fashionable clothes and her high-heel prefferd kinda shoes. She held a Bible.
She flew herself in2 my arms..a honest joy on my part to see her.
Immediately after the plesantries,she openly told me i was God sent: She was yet2have dinner,she had to trek back from Church and there was absolutely nothin in her room.
On the other hand,na just 50naira dey my hand. #50, not #500. I'd been roaming the entire ATM ports i could find around sinc the last 2hrs b4 i saw her. I had visited atleast 7 of them..and their response was either 'Interswitch Incoperative' or 'Unable to dispense Cash'..or plainly 'No service'.
But i didn't want2tell her all these. It would sound to lame and cheap..and i wanted 2proove a point..i don b graduate.
So i told her we shd head to the ATM port in the Senate. In my own words.."Whateva i withdraw,i'l giv u half and i'l take the other. And from my own half,we wld go have dinner together."
Of cors,the confidence came from knowing that none of the ATM was presently working or accepting my UBA card. And I'd just left the same ATM port about 15minutes before i met her.
As we head2d Senate buildin..my paddy was more relaxed and as animated as eva.

aurenflani: mykejones clearly a good example of fanatical christian mind

Ganys: 1- Hasan Ojudu and Samaila Yakubu all xtians; arrested with vehicle load of explosives and ammunition after shortly the attack on Deeper life Church in Gombe.
2- 8 COCIN members arrested with explosive devises at Miya Barkatai branch of the church.
3- Lydia Joseph arrested with explosive devise in Bauchi
4- Emmanuel King arrested while disguised as a Muslim and attempting to bomb Redeemed Christian Church Yenogoa.
5- Madam Ruth attempted bombing ECWA Church in Kalarin area of Gombe.
6- Mr Alex Danladi involved in COCIN HQ bombing was lynched by worshipers. He was a church member disguised in military uniform.
7- Sunday Eze, Samuel Taiwo and 3 Ghanians were arrested with heavy weaponry in Ghana.
8- Monday Davou was arrested while planting IED at Maker weekly market at Riyom LG.
9- A group of robbers led by Evangelist Wale Adelu was nabbed. They used to meet in the Church B4 operation.
10- Gary Hyde, the british in court for shipping 80000 guns and 32 million roundof ammunition in the country. 11-the 4 Xtians arrested trying to bomb st Theresa Catholic Parish. Makurdi.
For details and dates read leadership of Tuesday and Wednesday 5 and 6 june 2012.
12. John Odey was arrested in Zaria as the masterminder of Sunday 17 june,2012 bomblast
We really need wake from our slumber! God save Nigeria

9ja_I_hail:


GOD WILL FIRE YOU AND ABU QAQA OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS,CONTINUE YOUR WASTE OF INNOCENT BLOOD AND GOD IS IN HEAVEN COUNTING FOR YOU,WHILE MOHHAMADNESS IS ALSO IN HELL FIRE PREPARING YOUR 77 VIRGIN AS YOUR ASS IS ABOUT TO ROAST IN FIRE WITH THE PHUCK VIRGINS,WHAT A GREEDY PROPHET MOHAMMADNESS COULD BE

torkaka: @op
the ones that are caught claim to be christians while the ones that succeed "boko haram" releases statements!
theres way too much "fura d nono" in your system to comprehend all these!

jmaine: Imam Shekau is a Christian . . . .and Boko Haram also get their murderous inspiration from the Bible

torkaka: @op
the ones that are caught claim to be christians while the ones that succeed "boko haram" releases statements!
theres way too much "fura d nono" in your system to comprehend all these!

Billyonaire: Dear Boko Haramites, paradise has run short of virgins, except you will manage gays...lol

mykejones:
God will not only fire him and his senseless people,his curse wil be upon them! gays!!!

9ja_I_hail:


GOD WILL FIRE YOU AND ABU QAQA OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS,CONTINUE YOUR WASTE OF INNOCENT BLOOD AND GOD IS IN HEAVEN COUNTING FOR YOU,WHILE MOHHAMADNESS IS ALSO IN HELL FIRE PREPARING YOUR 77 VIRGIN AS YOUR ASS IS ABOUT TO ROAST IN FIRE WITH THE PHUCK VIRGINS,WHAT A GREEDY PROPHET MOHAMMADNESS COULD BE

torkaka: @op
the ones that are caught claim to be christians while the ones that succeed "boko haram" releases statements!
theres way too much "fura d nono" in your system to comprehend all these!

Ganys:
Yes, But akpu & Ogbono Soup have becloud your useless brain to see clearly

torkaka:
this is what happens when an aboki fanatic gets hold of a computer!

mykejones:
God will not only fire him and his senseless people,his curse wil be upon them! gays!!!

Ganys:
Im not an Aboki and cant be one, Im a Yoruba Muslim, So, get your brain Oiled.
and proud to be one

torkaka:
yeah! and am proud to say that m^hammvds c0ck would have extended from zaria to lagos if he had seen those beautiful peagents of the botched miss world contest!

kheart: Where is john akpabu and d womam dat was caught in adamawa with weapons?

Ganys:
Now, You have Gone Mad again

Ganys:
It will be understatement if i say God go Fire you. Infact, May God Send those Hausa thugs to slaughter & wipe ur Generation...Odeee

kheart: hahahaha does dat mean all popes are his role model? Just asking