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Re: Impossibilities In The World by simba4us: 1:19pm On Jun 28, 2012
Thank God my students never understood what i was doing with my tongue.

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by omenka(m): 1:26pm On Jun 28, 2012
bright007:
It is only å newbie in this section dat will fall for this stale/dry yoke dat is as dry as boobsqee boobs.
Clap for yaself amebo! Who ask you?
Damn! I fell big tym!! angry
Re: Impossibilities In The World by norrisman: 1:29pm On Jun 28, 2012
grin moorafucker

You just made me act like a dog at work!
Re: Impossibilities In The World by nelsondgod(m): 1:35pm On Jun 28, 2012
[color=#990000][/color][i][/i] nice one
Re: Impossibilities In The World by Nobody: 1:36pm On Jun 28, 2012
Its just a proof that so many us can be fooled anytime....always a lesson to learn...
Re: Impossibilities In The World by normaljenny(m): 1:37pm On Jun 28, 2012
If this was april fools day, this GEJ brother could have fooled thousands already. He really fooled my sorry brain. I even think say I get sense till I got to this thread. Hehehehe
Re: Impossibilities In The World by babseg(m): 1:48pm On Jun 28, 2012
But there is one that i know in which I havent found anybody that can do this ( this serious not a joke at all). Follow these steps

1. use your finger draw circle continuously in a clockwise direction
2. also use your leg to draw a circle in the same clockwise direction ( note if you are left handed use your left leg and right handed person should use the right leg)
3. now change the direction of the circle you are drawing with you finger to anti-clockwise

NOW TELL ME IF YOU CAN DO THE LAST STEP OR ACHIEVE THE LAST STEP

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by Nobody: 2:00pm On Jun 28, 2012
babseg: But there is one that i know in which I havent found anybody that can do this ( this serious not a joke at all). Follow these steps

1. use your finger draw circle continuously in a clockwise direction
2. also use your leg to draw a circle in the same clockwise direction ( note if you are left handed use your left leg and right handed person should use the right leg)
3. now change the direction of the circle you are drawing with you finger to anti-clockwise

NOW TELL ME IF YOU CAN DO THE LAST STEP OR ACHIEVE THE LAST STEP
anyone understand french? cry
Re: Impossibilities In The World by WilliamCee(m): 2:03pm On Jun 28, 2012
I fell for dat too, oh man U r gud
Re: Impossibilities In The World by mirage(m): 2:06pm On Jun 28, 2012
Nice one, u really make my day
grin grin grin
Re: Impossibilities In The World by GlobalD2: 2:15pm On Jun 28, 2012
lol.... cheesy
Re: Impossibilities In The World by kumar77(f): 2:19pm On Jun 28, 2012
your fada lap you just made me fool myself..if u try an next time i go find u come..erue[color=#770077][/color]
Re: Impossibilities In The World by vanariso(m): 2:32pm On Jun 28, 2012
Ori e ko pe o! see as my tongue dey out and before I cold try that , u say make I withdraw am...o o fe dagba ni? Lol...anyways ..nice one...atleast a cos for laughter after my hectic drive to Vi from Ogba this morning....with a scary flood at Iyana oworo under bridge where I almost got my car stucked in flood...thanks guy
Re: Impossibilities In The World by akunjohn(m): 2:37pm On Jun 28, 2012
Nice one,luv it
Re: Impossibilities In The World by tevinsolt: 2:58pm On Jun 28, 2012
the sickening mentality of Nigerians can never change......> another impossibility.
Re: Impossibilities In The World by jbrodaly(m): 3:48pm On Jun 28, 2012
yeye guy!I didn't even read the last part before performing the experiment
Re: Impossibilities In The World by Cleverley(m): 4:26pm On Jun 28, 2012
O boy, u got me. But i will make other's act more like calaber dog. Nice joke
Re: Impossibilities In The World by youngchopper(m): 4:30pm On Jun 28, 2012
Even me oooo
Syed2011:

How on earth did i fall to it angry .. i was looking like a fool until i read the last line
Re: Impossibilities In The World by Johnnny(m): 5:23pm On Jun 28, 2012
I just asked people around me in the office if its possible

Come and see grown-up men and women sticking out their tongues like dogs in the office.
Re: Impossibilities In The World by kemiola89(f): 5:24pm On Jun 28, 2012
Hahahahahaha
@op i owe you one slap for making me look like a f.o.o.l! You made my day after a hectic day at work.
Re: Impossibilities In The World by Omogbhollahorn(m): 5:37pm On Jun 28, 2012
foolish guy u tried sha u make me bring out my tongue thumbs up
Re: Impossibilities In The World by phadat(m): 6:15pm On Jun 28, 2012
isquar3d3: Damn! See me. I brought out my friggin' tongue happy dat i cld prove d Op wrong nd read d nxt line wit my tongue stil out. Mehn, it wasn't funny. I felt like slapping myself. Nyc.
exactly my point too till I read the last line chai!!!
Re: Impossibilities In The World by Nobody: 6:21pm On Jun 28, 2012
got me looking lyk JERRY panting for breath after a heavy chase by TOM! grin
Re: Impossibilities In The World by Skipfr(m): 7:01pm On Jun 28, 2012
u nor jst well at all. Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Re: Impossibilities In The World by Nobody: 8:31am On Jun 29, 2012
bashy_demy: 1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
[b]3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Please put your tongue inside and STOP acting like a dog?. I knew you were going to do that. [/b]Enjoy

lmao I tried it grin grin grin
Re: Impossibilities In The World by Hobbynarh: 1:28pm On Jun 29, 2012
i thought i wz so clever,nt until u gat me and oda well meaning nlanders lukin lik a bingo gasping for breath..
Re: Impossibilities In The World by bashydemy(m): 7:34pm On Jun 30, 2012
Am very sorry pals if i have offend any of you in anyway, i dont have much to over you guys than to make you smile. Have a nice evening
Re: Impossibilities In The World by Nobody: 10:06pm On Jun 30, 2012
^^ For ur left mind now, ur thread don make front page.....oya clap for ur self grin
Anyway dis thread was da bomb.
Re: Impossibilities In The World by bashydemy(m): 10:18pm On Jun 30, 2012
^^^ LOL no be today now
Re: Impossibilities In The World by bashydemy(m): 9:49am On Jul 06, 2012
cheesy grin wink
Re: Impossibilities In The World by Nobody: 8:41pm On Jul 06, 2012
^^See dis one! You're looking for means to keep ur thread running. Chei!
Abeg dis thread don go joor..leave am alone..and post new jokes my friend! undecided
tongue
Re: Impossibilities In The World by bashydemy(m): 12:02pm On Jul 08, 2012
^^^^ sorry booqee i dont get on here much but when ever i get on i try to read my thread and respond to them ok

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