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Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17: 10:35pm On Jun 26, 2012
booqee: Mehn dis cork guy really sucks...jeez!
Dis london wey u dey come dey freak u like say na yesterday u just land for dia. Cos d way d tin dey shack you, i no understand. I'm very sure your stay dere is even illegal, na illegal immigrants dey run their mouth pass.
Dats even if you're in d said london. For all we know u might even be living in some shack in mushin for naija here, come here dey claim london. e gud sha.....grin


Dat reminds me, where is the phuckin joke?? I came here to have a good laff. undecided

sweeery, Please show respect when talkin to a London Guy. This is not a goat market. Can u please refrase ya question nicely? wink
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by Nobody: 11:24pm On Jun 26, 2012
Mr..Cork:



ermm sweeery Boogeem. Bro, please go and wash plate or cook rice or sumthin... am tryin to toast a chick. cheers!!!undecided
you're very dry.....try again pls.
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17: 1:00am On Jun 27, 2012
booqee: you're very dry.....try again pls.


ermm Buky. if you loookin for husband..... it aint happenin. NEXT!!undecided
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by Nobody: 4:33am On Jun 27, 2012
Dani pls lock dis person thread! Really boring! Makes me wanna sleep. Damn,.....
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by onstelly(f): 6:50am On Jun 27, 2012
Mr..Cork:



sweeery, jokes apart, when can we mate?smiley
We can MATE Now
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17: 9:54am On Jun 27, 2012
booqee: Dani pls lock dis person thread! Really boring! Makes me wanna sleep. Damn,.....

Bukee... madam will u PLEASE grow up and QUIT actin like a Nigerian?? This is not a goat market!!undecided
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17: 9:56am On Jun 27, 2012
onstelly:
We can MATE Now

you and who?? ..... seriooooous Looooong Early morning hissssssss!!! angry
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by Nobody: 12:35pm On Jun 27, 2012
Mr..Cork:


Bukee... madam will u PLEASE grow up and QUIT actin like a Nigerian?? This is not a goat market!!undecided
sharraap! I'm a nigerian and i should act like one. So are you, you dis mushin boi.....Stop forming london based tongue.
Btw, u really sound so lonely and pathetic, have u seen a psychologist lately or better still a psychiatrist, who knows maybe your case might worsen into a mental one.
#i mean dis in a nice way. I'm just tryna be my brothers keeper. tongue embarassed
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by onstelly(f): 12:41pm On Jun 27, 2012
booqee: sharraap! I'm a nigerian and i should act like one. So are you, you dis mushin boi.....Stop forming london based tongue.
Btw, u really sound so lonely and pathetic, have u seen a psychologist lately or better still a psychiatrist, who knows maybe your case might worsen into a mental one.
#i mean dis in a nice way. I'm just tryna be my brothers keeper. tongue embarassed
ROFLMFAO
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17: 1:11pm On Jun 27, 2012
onstelly:
ROFLMFAO


was funnny?? You mangromolitick Singromolava!!! angry
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17: 1:12pm On Jun 27, 2012
booqee: sharraap! I'm a nigerian and i should act like one. So are you, you dis mushin boi.....Stop forming london based tongue.
Btw, u really sound so lonely and pathetic, have u seen a psychologist lately or better still a psychiatrist, who knows maybe your case might worsen into a mental one.
#i mean dis in a nice way. I'm just tryna be my brothers keeper. tongue embarassed


Booogeeki <<<<<<<< ANother angry Black woman! (how sad) undecided
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17: 1:14pm On Jun 27, 2012
anyways back to the serious topic... why is it the the uglier babes usually play more hard to get? please advise! undecided
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17: 1:22pm On Jun 27, 2012
booqee <<<<<<< Typical Nigerian woman ....when they cant find husband, they cusss anybody cry
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by Nobody: 1:45pm On Jun 27, 2012
Mr..Cork:



Booogeeki <<<<<<<< ANother angry Black woman! (how sad) undecided
have u taken ur lunatic drug dis morning?? If not, pls do, then u can come back and comment.
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17: 6:22pm On Jun 27, 2012
booqee: have u taken ur lunatic drug dis morning?? If not, pls do, then u can come back and comment.






Sweeery Boogie.. OK. Apart from me, My money, my love, VISA, brazillian hair from London... what do u want from me? undecided
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17: 6:41pm On Jun 27, 2012
boogeee..sweeery u seem to think every joke is dry... did somebody swaaaaar for you? we are curious?undecided
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by onstelly(f): 9:36pm On Jun 27, 2012
Mr..Cork:







Sweeery Boogie.. OK. Apart from me, My money, my love, VISA, brazillian hair from London... what do u want from me? undecided
U need help
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by Nobody: 10:15pm On Jun 27, 2012
Mr..Cork:







Sweeery Boogie.. OK. Apart from me, My money, my love, VISA, brazillian hair from London... what do u want from me? undecided
d only thing i want from you is to shut d hell up(let d mouth odour stop) and crawl back into ur hole in mushin, and stop all dis ur derailed ranting(twill do u no good bro). Btw have u seen a psychiatrist as i advised?? embarassed
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17: 10:39pm On Jun 27, 2012
booqee: d only thing i want from you is to shut d hell up(let d mouth odour stop) and crawl back into ur hole in mushin, and stop all dis ur derailed ranting(twill do u no good bro). Btw have u seen a psychiatrist as i advised?? embarassed


madam booogee,i can tell u never been to LOndon from the way u spell... are u using a Type-writer?undecided
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by MrCork17: 10:39pm On Jun 27, 2012
booqee <<<<< another angry black woman
Re: The Ideal Huband Material by tnktosin(m): 10:29am On Jun 28, 2012
Mr..Cork:



madam booogee,i can tell u never been to LOndon from the way u spell... are u using a Type-writer?undecided
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