sexkillz: You two should get married already. . .

onstelly:
You are joking right?

Mr..Cork:


This chick thinks she all that... she too fat for me anyways

onstelly:
And who wants a yaba left patient mtchewww

Boxer007: yaba yaba yaba yaba yaba ;Dyaba yaba yaba yaba yaba

Mr..Cork:


she wants me.. Truss me!

Mr..Cork:


whats funny? do u need help?

onstelly:

Kip on daydreaming

U are d one dat needs help

Mr..Cork:



sweeery u just be happy am toastin you? When waz the last time anyone from London ever toasted u? dont lie!

onstelly:
U r in london wit no penny to ur name, poor ghetto boy

onstelly:
U r in london wit no penny to ur name, poor ghetto boy

lilkech:

na wah o

are you trying to say that he entered 'canoe' to get there?

or na via 'ghana must go' them take waybill am reach that side?

chei

Mr..Cork:
4get that chick mennnnnn.. can u imaggine.. A london fine boy is toastin her and she still playin hard to get.. Serrrrrriouss loooong hisssssss!!

Mr..Cork:


You ever enter aeroplane? village gyal!

lilkech:

na wah o

are you trying to say that he entered 'canoe' to get there?

or na via 'ghana must go' them take waybill am reach that side?

chei

onstelly:
i think u knw d answer to dat question, for crying out loud get a life cork. U r not d only NLDER dat lives in london

lilkech:

na wah o

are you trying to say that he entered 'canoe' to get there?

or na via 'ghana must go' them take waybill am reach that side?

chei

Mr..Cork:


Ikechi..and again i dont mean to sound bad but you the 2nd ugliest person I ever seen on Nairaland...(nooofeisne)

lilkech:

lol. u funny o. im the second ugliest but na you dey carry first position.

I never wan bother look your pishure but i sabi say even if i wear sack cloth and put ash on my head i go still find pass u

and cork my guy leave my house alone o, na my sweat and baba ijebu i take build am

Mr..Cork:


Correction..they are illegal immigrants..i have papers. By the way, who,s picture do u paste in your profile coz u can NEVER EVER be as fine as that. ever!

Mr..Cork:


bro on a serious note, is wearin womens glasses now regarded as fashion? Is ther sumthin u need to be tellin us?

onstelly:
ROFLMAO u r simply annoying n funny @ d same tym. Can't stop laughing

onstelly: And for d records dats mua on my profile

Mr..Cork:


which record? U only find those kinda chicks here in London.. Wher did u get that picture or esle I report u to EFFC?

onstelly: ☺k i have heard you .

booqee: Mehn dis cork guy really sucks...jeez!
Dis london wey u dey come dey freak u like say na yesterday u just land for dia. Cos d way d tin dey shack you, i no understand. I'm very sure your stay dere is even illegal, na illegal immigrants dey run their mouth pass.
Dats even if you're in d said london. For all we know u might even be living in some shack in mushin for naija here, come here dey claim london. e gud sha.....


Dat reminds me, where is the phuckin joke?? I came here to have a good laff.