Note no calculator or any electronic devices.
Time:- 1hr:30mins only
SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE

1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba international market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi

2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive?
(a)Jonathan Patience (B) Turai (c)Stella

3) Who Strike pass?
(a) BH Boys (B)Thunder (c) ASUU (d)Patience Dame

4) You can sharpen cutlas on Banky W's head
(a) True (B) false (c) I don't know

5) What are the names of the two people holding hands when you power-on a Nokia phone?
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John Terry (C)OBJ and IBB

6) If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make is
(a) Mook (B)maked (c) maken

7) I have a dream is to Luther King as I have no shoes is to …..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ

What is the plural form of GARRI
(a) garris (B) garried (B) garium

9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB next year?
(a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for NURTW

10) Which University has the highest no. of babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return with British accent?
(a)Ebus B)Unijos (c)Uniabj (d) Malu

SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all questions.

(1a)Differentiate between Do or Die and if I don't win the next election their will be blood shed.
(b)If it took GEJ 50years to trek to Aso rock without shoes, how long would it have taken if he wore TOMS?”

(2a) Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Don Jazzy's head (take ♊=3.14)
(b) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2 Days After you Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”

(3a) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
(b)What are the surnames of the three statues that welcome you to Lagos?

Goodluck to you all.

I d fil u guy. Atleast mek pesin laf smo n 4get naija problems 4 a while