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| Name Them by diddy4(m): 8:32pm On Apr 03, 2006 |
Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg, what was its name?" The doctor answers, "The Titanic" and he is sent through. He then looks at the accountant and say, "How many people died in that ship?" Fortunately the doctor had just watched the movie and he answers, "1 500!". St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice, "Name them!". |
| Re: Name Them by hotangel2(f): 4:38am On Apr 04, 2006 |
well the lawyer can lie. |
| Re: Name Them by diddy4(m): 5:55am On Apr 04, 2006 |
@ hot angel lying is all the angel needs to send him to hell. |
| Re: Name Them by kellygirl(f): 10:26am On Apr 24, 2006 |
the lawyer is sure goin straight to hell  |
| Re: Name Them by Z4M4eva(f): 11:17am On Apr 24, 2006 |
l.o.l |
| Re: Name Them by micklplus(m): 11:19am On Apr 24, 2006 |
sure, the lawyers goi be sent to hell straight ! Nice one but this joke is being here before cheers |
| Re: Name Them by diddy4(m): 5:09pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
micklplus: dont make me tell u to go fu*k yourself. cheers  |
| Re: Name Them by toygod2: 11:29pm On May 26, 2012 |
HUH! d angel isnt fair in his judgement |
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