A mum was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters wed in the same year....... So she whispered to each of them after their weddings..... "Text me your 1st Night experience & doп'†̥ forget to text it in code o!"
After a week, the 1st daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms to her mum while a week later, the 2nd text 'BENSON'. Their mum, as a soji woman, picked up a tin of Nescafe & read from the label; "fantastic till the last drop!"
she also went to her husband's pack of Benson Cigarettes & found written on it; "extra long, king size!". She smiled & taught aloud; 'not too bad for them at their age sha!'
A few days later, her 3rd daughter's text comes in; "Arik: Lagos - Kano!". So Mama calls Arik Air Information Desk to inquire about their kano-lagos flight!
She was told; "Its 3 times daily, 7days a week & the flight duration is 75mins to & fro!". Mama then throws herself in the air, lands, slumps & faints shouting... "Yeeeeee! Dis one go kill my daughter Oº°˚
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