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A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Form 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny?"

"I just saw one of your garters!" a boy replied.

"Get out of my classroom," she yelled." I dnt want to see you for three days!"

She turned back to the chalkboard. Realising she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reached to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from one of the boys.

"What is so funny!"
"I just saw both your garters!"
"Get out of my classroom," she yelled. "This time your punishment will be more severe. I don't want to see you for three weeks!"

She turned back to the chalkboard and the duster fell. She bent to pick it up when this time she heard lafter behind. She turned to see one of the little boys walking out.

"Where are you going to?"
" From what I saw, my schooling days are over!"



TRUTH
A bus full of politicians was speeding down a road when it swerved into a field and crashed into a tree. The farmer who owned the field wen over to investigate. Then he dug a hole and buried the politicians.

A few days later the police drove by and saw the overturned bus. He knocked on the farmhouse door and asked where all the politicians had gonem the farmer said he had buried them.

"They were all dead?" the police asked.

"Well, some of them said they weren't", replied the farmer, "but you know how politicians lie".

2nd joke: seen dat b4 too, but still got me laffing.

Lol,u tried sweedy.Da second boy part rili gat me.

GodMother!!
Beht why??

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Hmmm dnt tell me u re crazy about light-skinned girls