Otedola is my briber, I did not ask.
He maketh me to sit down in his luxurious house.
He leadeth me beside the chilled champagne.
He exploited my greed.
He leadeth me in the paths of marked dollars, for subsidy's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of EFCC, I will fear no arrest.
For the bribes are with me.
My loot and my kickbacks, they comfort me.
Thou preparest the dollars before me, in the presence of SSS.
Thou anointest my mouth with sweet wine; my pocket runneth over.
Surely, the shame and reproach shall follow me all the days of my life, but I will dwell in the house of Representatives forever and
ever . . .Amen

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