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Message For Today! A Must Read!! by echepops(m): 7:00am On Jun 29, 2012
Me: Lord can I ask u a
question?
GOD: Sure
Me: Promise u won't get mad
GOD: I promise
Me: Why did u let so much stuff
happen to me today?
Lord: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
GOD: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
GOD: Okay~
Me: at lunch they made my
sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
GOD: Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone
went DEAD, just as I picked up a
call.....
GOD: All right~
Me: And on top of it all off, when I
got home ~I just wanted to soak
my feet in my new foot massager
& relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!!
Nothing went right today! Why
did you do that?
GOD: Let me see, the death Angel
was at your bed this morning & I
had to send one of the other
angels to battle him for your life. I
let you sleep through that~
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start
because there was a drunk driver
on your route that would have hit
you if you were on the road.
Me (ashamed)...... ...
GOD: The first person who made
your sandwich today was sick & I
didn't want you to catch what
they have, I knew you couldn't
afford to miss work.
Me (embarrasses):O k
GOD: Your phone went dead
because the person that was
calling was going to give false
witness about what you said on
that call, I didn't even let you talk
to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see Lord~
GOD: Oh and that foot massager, it
had a shortage that was going to
throw out all of the power in your
house tonight. I didn't think you
wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry Lord
GOD: Don't be sorry, just learn to
trust me....in all things , the good&
the bad.
Me: I will trust you~
GOD: And don't doubt that my
plan for your day is always better
than your plan.
Me: I won't Lord. And let me just
tell you Lord, thank you for
everything today.
GOD: You're welcome child. It was
just another day being your Lord
and I love looking after my
children===if u ar truely grateful to ur
God for makin it possible for u to see dis
beautiful bright day...drop ur
thanksgivin statement here nd also
share dis post wit ur friends...

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