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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by Nobody: 4:19pm On Jul 02, 2012
ifyalways: Ah argh. What happened to the most favorite lines "I was in a meeting" ? And "I'm with the boys sharing a drink and sealing a deal" ?

this is actually one of the most famous lies virtually all men have told at one point or the other. grin
I challenge any man to deny this.

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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by Nobody: 4:21pm On Jul 02, 2012
Sisi_Kill:
Lie # 1: "Nothing's Wrong, I'm Fine"
A whopping 52 percent of men have told their girlfriend this line. According to experts, this go-to fib is all about avoiding drama and protecting male pride. Men know they're not as good with articulating what's happening or how they're feeling, so it's easier for them to just keep you out of the situation. Next time he uses this line, give him a couple days and then ask him again if he is still bummed…and why. By then he may have figured things out.

This isnt really a lie as much as it is a man's way of saying... you ask too many questions.
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by armyofone(m): 4:27pm On Jul 02, 2012
Thanks for goggle world. You can easily find out if he is really in traffic or not.

Why should i ask my guy if my but.t is big? I wouldn't want my butt to be big anyway.
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by Xrisz: 4:48pm On Jul 02, 2012
ifyalways: Ah argh. What happened to the most favorite lines "I was in a meeting" ? And "I'm with the boys sharing a drink and sealing a deal" ?
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by reemix123(m): 4:49pm On Jul 02, 2012
WOMEN TELL MORE LIES THAN MEN REMEMBER THAT
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by Nobody: 5:00pm On Jul 02, 2012
Hiss! In their minds they are Smart.. Men are so predictable
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by kalufelix(m): 5:32pm On Jul 02, 2012
Tamita: I've not sucked another bosom since you travelled last year June.
lol
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by dayokanu(m): 5:43pm On Jul 02, 2012
Maybe they lie because women prefer to be lied to.

have you noticed that its the big time liars who get more girls?

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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by Bestlyf: 6:03pm On Jul 02, 2012
Who is the greater liar here? The one who told the lie or the one who believe and relish in being lied to? The lie is what settles any brewing trouble sometimes.
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by leeland(m): 6:15pm On Jul 02, 2012
Everybody lie @ 1 time,but wen u av 2 lie make sure its a gud 1 dat witnt make ur partner suspect or nt truth u.
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by queensmith: 6:26pm On Jul 02, 2012
these are actually the lies i'm more likely to tell . . . . . especially 'im sorry i missed your call' im never sorry, i saw the call and ignored it i dont have time! tongue tongue

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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by Watermelon(m): 6:28pm On Jul 02, 2012
MostIncredible.DFirst:
I dont blame d OP for posting this on NL. But i blame d fast becoming senseless NL moderators for transferin this nonsense to d front-page. I'm observin that NL's front-page is fast becoming trivial, mundane n crappy. Wen NL has a major online competitor or rival, it gonna sit-up. For now this nonsense may be tolerated.
abeg go hug transformer joo, ur type never sees any thing in good things tongue
MostIncredible.DFirst:
I dont blame d OP for posting this on NL. But i blame d fast becoming senseless NL moderators for transferin this nonsense to d front-page. I'm observin that NL's front-page is fast becoming trivial, mundane n crappy. Wen NL has a major online competitor or rival, it gonna sit-up. For now this nonsense may be tolerated.
abeg go hug transformer joo, ur type never sees any thing in good things
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by ronkebp(f): 6:38pm On Jul 02, 2012
dayokanu: Maybe they lie because women prefer to be lied to.

have you noticed that its the big time liars who get more girls?

Really did not know ooooo shocked shocked shocked wink wink
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by dayokanu(m): 6:44pm On Jul 02, 2012
ronkebp:

Really did not know ooooo shocked shocked shocked wink wink

If you dont know now you know......
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by ronkebp(f): 6:45pm On Jul 02, 2012
dayokanu:

If you dont know now you know......

I still don't know ooooo......
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by olajide8(m): 7:33pm On Jul 02, 2012
Siga: I LOVE YOU!!!! grin
But its mostly true and women prefer to hear that line
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by dayokanu(m): 7:33pm On Jul 02, 2012
ronkebp:

I still don't know ooooo......

oya come here make I whisper am for your ears
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by jeffizy(m): 9:46pm On Jul 02, 2012
Gloriagee: It's not what you think...I can explain
Number one on ladies list!
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by jeffizy(m): 9:50pm On Jul 02, 2012
leeland: Everybody lie @ 1 time,but wen u av 2 lie make sure its a gud 1 dat witnt make ur partner suspect or nt truth u.
Did U̶̲̥̅̊ post this @d bar?
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by elite(m): 9:52pm On Jul 02, 2012
I won't come in ur mouth grin

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Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by Nobody: 12:46am On Jul 03, 2012
I agree on lie number 3 and lie number 8. I have been caught on lie number 3 before. Actually, I am not a liar - just that I don't really want to offend her of not attending at all.
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by Nobody: 2:48am On Jul 03, 2012
elite: I won't come in ur mouth grin

You dont need to lie on this one... just demand it, it is a right. grin
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by Nobody: 2:57am On Jul 03, 2012
elite: I won't come in ur mouth grin
I think you mean c.u.m. That's a weird lie though!
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by NOIBMUUL(m): 4:05am On Jul 03, 2012
Men lie all the time. Infact, lying is like another language for men but we lie about simple and small issues like all that has been listed above.

However, women are the biggest liars! They seldom lie but when they do, damn!!! it can change a whole generation. E.g. "He's your son," "Meet my friend" (who she is actually f.cuking), "Honey I'm not feeling too strong" (when she riding on another man).

tongue
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by braveheart2012(m): 5:30am On Jul 03, 2012
LOL! You ladies should have figured this out since secondary school! Men lie, a lot! grin
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by TheMatrix3: 7:37am On Jul 03, 2012
You are the only girl I've slept with in the past 2years, if you doubt me, ask my friends

Trust the guys! They'll cover for their buddy
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by Nobody: 9:44am On Jul 03, 2012
elite: I won't come in ur mouth grin


So true
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by queensmith: 10:11am On Jul 03, 2012
braveheart2012: LOL! You ladies should have figured this out since secondary school! Men lie, a lot! grin


more like liars lie alot. it's a shame the bad overshadows the good. . . . . . . .
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by Nobody: 10:50am On Jul 03, 2012
Women are smart nowdays they don't fall cheaply for all this lies again
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by xpensive05: 1:02pm On Jul 03, 2012
U FORGOT 1............. She asks " Baby, hw do i look?", He ansas, "u look beautiful>>>>>>>>>>>" even if she's wearing d ugliest of cloths.....//SMIRKS//
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by olajide8(m): 3:45pm On Jul 03, 2012
miteolu: 1. You d best thing that ever happened to me.
2. I cant do without you.
3. I was in a meeting when you called.
4. If I come again to this world you will still be my wife.
5. I cant lie.
6. There was network failure when you were calling me.
7. For better for worse.
8. I see you always in my dream.
9. You are my dream come true.
10.I will never look @ any ones (women) face except you
Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by Nancy8(f): 10:44pm On Jul 11, 2012
D truth is dat we al tel lies nt only d males.

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