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| Questions & Answers by GeeCee(m): 4:11pm On Nov 30, 2007 |
What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. How do you know when you're really ugly?[/i]Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed. [i]How do you know when you're leading a pathetic life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends." Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people could have sex, too. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. |
| Re: Questions & Answers by clemcykul(f): 5:07pm On Nov 30, 2007 |
hahahhahha lol geecee ure back and better lol nice one  hope ull join us for dinner  honour the IV pls |
| Re: Questions & Answers by benjay1(m): 3:51am On Dec 01, 2007 |
WHY DID TESSYBABA FALL FOR ITUEN ? can anyone help me out here ? |
| Re: Questions & Answers by Oracle(m): 4:31am On Dec 01, 2007 |
Holy Jesus. This is soooooooooo hilarious
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| Re: Questions & Answers by kronkykay(m): 4:37am On Dec 01, 2007 |
HOLY JEEZ! KILLA JOKE OUT HERE. EVERYBODY RUN FOR COVER. |
| Re: Questions & Answers by ituen(m): 2:29am On Dec 02, 2007 |
ben~jay: Falling in love is natural |
| Re: Questions & Answers by topeteadr(m): 8:16pm On Dec 02, 2007 |
Ituen, this guy's getting jealous the more. |
| Re: Questions & Answers by surugede(m): 8:45pm On Dec 02, 2007 |
tedy bear, wetin com cencern u 4 another man matter? |
| Re: Questions & Answers by MrTurkey(m): 9:29pm On Dec 02, 2007 |
#@#%%^&^%##%^%$#@@@#!~!@~!!@@! |
| Re: Questions & Answers by Migines(m): 11:43pm On Dec 02, 2007 |
@turk is dat yo language? |
| Re: Questions & Answers by GeeCee(m): 2:48pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
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