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An English Woman by vickyboi: 11:05am On Jul 04, 2012
An English woman who refused to go to bed with her ex-husband was shocked to find him having sex with her dog soon afterwards, a jury heard today.
Kelly Thacker could not believe her eyes when she went upstairs to her bedroom and saw her naked ex husband Nicholas Saunders trying to penetrate her bull mastiff Sasha, it was alleged.
“Ms Thacker just couldn’t believe what she was seeing to start off with so she looked away and then looked again,” said prosecutor Frank Abbott at Gloucester crown court.
Mr Abbott said that by that stage Mr Saunders was having full sexual intercourse with the dog.
Ms Thacker ordered Mr Saunders ‘in no uncertain terms’ to leave the house, Mr Abbott said.
At first Saunders protested that he was tired and wanted to stay but eventually he did leave – although he later returned saying he wanted to talk to her.
Mr Abbott said Saunders, 46, of Bell Lane, Lechlade, Glos, had been at her house that night because he had called on her after being thrown out by his new girlfriend following a row.

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