Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,101 members, 7,818,292 topics. Date: Sunday, 05 May 2024 at 12:06 PM

Breaking News Another Plane Crash! - Jokes Etc (6) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Breaking News Another Plane Crash! (32809 Views)

BREAKING NEWS: Another Plane Crash Occured In Abuja / Another Plane Crash In Abuja Today !! Whats Going On In This Country ? / Breaking News: Another Plane Crashed Killing Everyone On Board (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by C3asar(m): 4:55pm On Jul 04, 2012
Agimor: There's another plane crash,
none survived.The plane was carrying all your Problems, Shame,Sorrows, Failure,Tears, Sickness,Weakness, Pains,Struggles.In Jesus name,did i hear you say AMEN?.

story that touch... Who t3l u say w3 don d tir3 of d3m wai u wnt crash d3m
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by ikoha: 5:03pm On Jul 04, 2012
YOUR FATHER! However, amen!
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by Foxyhoxy(f): 5:07pm On Jul 04, 2012
mtchewwwwwwwwwww, yeye op.. Amen sha bt na insyd ur room. B very careful
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by OPEYEMIAD(m): 5:20pm On Jul 04, 2012
the poster nearly give me heart attack, and how come this nonsense enter enter front page
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by Dygeasy(m): 5:25pm On Jul 04, 2012
Onyocha: stupid people and their silly prayers and joke.you think plane crash is a joke? i dont blame you but the fool who posted it on the front page.
oga calm down now
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by waja(m): 5:26pm On Jul 04, 2012
Agimor: There's another plane crash,
none survived.The plane was carrying all your Problems, Shame,Sorrows, Failure,Tears, Sickness,Weakness, Pains,Struggles.In Jesus name,did i hear you say AMEN?.

. No body can live without problem because, they are inevitable. In sequel to that, the joke is too expensive especially now that we are mourning our DANA air crash victims.
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by dani1luv: 5:36pm On Jul 04, 2012
Piyke:

I never said they flew dana, just said they were flying today. Owerri to Lagos to be precise
bro, i didnt ask undecided undecided
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by pendusky(m): 5:42pm On Jul 04, 2012
lol, u guys try oh!
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by element44: 5:58pm On Jul 04, 2012
Amennnn....but you scared me..
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by waja(m): 6:01pm On Jul 04, 2012
No body want die but we want go heaven.
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by Jossy35(m): 6:07pm On Jul 04, 2012
Agimor: There's another plane crash,
none survived.The plane was carrying all your Problems, Shame,Sorrows, Failure,Tears, Sickness,Weakness, Pains,Struggles.In Jesus name,did i hear you say AMEN?.

amen but next time let ur prayer be good one
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by Nobody: 6:12pm On Jul 04, 2012
AMEN
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by iyke648(m): 6:19pm On Jul 04, 2012
pls o let all d xtains wu board flight always recite psalm 91 b4 d plane takez off. It rly works wondaz
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by FutureDon(m): 6:20pm On Jul 04, 2012
afam4eva: @OP
You dey crase but AMEN sha.

cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by jamil2(m): 6:36pm On Jul 04, 2012
What a nonsense prayer? Seun shd be very careful if not his business is in danger?
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by Clemzy16(m): 6:41pm On Jul 04, 2012
Amen..... Amen..... Amen....
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by adefash(m): 6:55pm On Jul 04, 2012
As much as i love nairaland,this post making front page has made me to reduce my credit for the moderators.how can a sane homo sapien post this kind of information when some ppl are just coming from airport after having seen their loved ones off.this is a mad thread.u should go to you church or fellowship to make this kind of prayer.only if u know how i shivered to the bone marrow when i saw it.the poster must be insane.
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by Nobody: 7:09pm On Jul 04, 2012
Na wa o....you almost gave me a heart attack!
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by NaijaNaWaa: 7:10pm On Jul 04, 2012
This is an old joke. My priest had used it before in mass. Word for word.
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by Soflex(m): 7:11pm On Jul 04, 2012
I'm also a christian and i believe in d power of confession but not in d likes of senseless-insensitive-stup.id one d OP posted. What baffles most is d higher level of stup.idity exhibited by shallow minded individual that put it up (thinking it was a funny joke) on d frontpage, and his/her refusal/delay to remove it as so many posts/complaints suggest. Pls what does it take to get my ID back in case i get banned for saying my mind?
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by obiyor2000: 7:21pm On Jul 04, 2012
disguy is a stupid fool, u dont knw what to joke with. Dont try dis next time, or
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by oiseworld: 7:45pm On Jul 04, 2012
amen ooohhh!!!
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by jasinto123(m): 8:03pm On Jul 04, 2012
AMEN
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by pendo89(f): 8:07pm On Jul 04, 2012
This can a very expensive and costly joke.

You lack Godly wisdom poster.
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by kelessy(f): 8:23pm On Jul 04, 2012
grin[/color][color=#006600]na wa o i don fear sef amen sha
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by udbyron1(m): 8:32pm On Jul 04, 2012
amen ohhhh and U tooo ohhhh
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by lakesider(m): 8:55pm On Jul 04, 2012
If nairaland has become this, then i better find my information elsewhere . Looks like U guys now have too much visitor on your site
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by Awalla: 9:45pm On Jul 04, 2012
Guy You fool Waaaaaaaaaaaa, but Amen anyway
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by Nobody: 9:50pm On Jul 04, 2012
Nigerians and dumbness.
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by stede(m): 10:08pm On Jul 04, 2012
Jobless people with useless post...
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by babadey(m): 10:15pm On Jul 04, 2012
Wat kind of stupid joke is dat?,not this time at all when some families are still in pains over 02:06:2012, a day dat naija will never forget in an hurry. If one of ya family member was there,am sure u no go post something lyk dat. You dis Lucifer in human form.
Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by Damscrob(m): 10:18pm On Jul 04, 2012
Amen!

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (Reply)

Pidgin English Proverbs. Add Yours... Don't Spoil The Fun. / Hilarious Story Caused By Malpractice / Dumb Funny Labels/warnings

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 18
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.