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| Why I Hate Calabar Women by dani1luv: 3:43pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
Few weeks ago, I decided to design A gigolo robot, which would satisfy greedy woman like bogeee It was tested with three women! The first woman was Hausa. .After an hour she came out, smiled and said, Gaskiya, walahi e sweet me die  The 2nd woman was Yoruba After four hours with the robot  ?? she came out and smiled, then saidosheeeyyyyyy!! The 3rd woman was a Calabar woman Calabar Kwenu 8 hours, 9 hours, 10th hour!! the woman had not come out. . I had to go in and check what was wrong, probably the robot has killed the woman buh, instead what I saw gave me a cardiac arrest!!  The calabar woman was chasing the robot up and down yelling, "Come here you liar, if your battery is down, how come you are running??  I fainted!!! 1 Like |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by Nobody: 4:27pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
Hmmmm! Oya ban yourself! Now! Ban yourself oooooooooo God don catch you ooooooooooooooooooooo Ban yourself! Everybody come ooooooooooooooooooooo..... Let us join hands and force this guy to ban hisself oooooo Come ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo come oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by dani1luv: 4:48pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
MOGUL.O:why are you fooling yourself?? At this age? Its not like this foooool can compose a joke! Mstcheeeeeew! |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by Nobody: 5:01pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
dani1luv: Few weeks ago, I decided to design A gigolo robot, which would satisfy greedy woman like bogeee 1 Like |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by Nobody: 5:02pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
dani1luv: Sorry bro |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by dani1luv: 5:29pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
~vicky~:waa gbayii MOGUL.O:beht why are you this dumb? is this how you were given birth to?? #JezAsking |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by Nobody: 5:39pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
LmaO -- Joke |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by bunmioguns(m): 5:41pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
MOGUL.O:. . . Dani, abeg no mind this slowpoke called |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by dani1luv: 5:51pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
El Guapo: LmaO -- JokeBro, this one you dey online today though. . |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by dani1luv: 5:56pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
bunmioguns: . . .and the name fit am sha |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by bunmioguns(m): 6:01pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
dani1luv:. . . . He brain e resemble the dye wey dem dey take dye Jean |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by Nobody: 6:11pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
dani1luv: Always Online {Check ma Last Posts To Confirm} Jxt Decided to give Maself a 'Sabbatical Leave' Frm Joke Section  |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by dani1luv: 6:18pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
bunmioguns: chimooooo , as in e empty pass GEJ brains!! E fit be say the guy na Patience Jonathan Course Mate for school you sure say this muntula fit go 1 round for bed? El Guapo: Apparently, you where not missed one bit? you may take your leave now!! baptized orangutan  #Nooffience |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by Nobody: 6:24pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
dani1luv: Apparently, you where not missed one bit? Would have 'Lmao' to that but ma New Celebrity Status makes it Difficult for me to laugh in Publics -- Ur 2012 Agenda for this Section Don cast na -- Why not handover the Leadership mantle to Bin Gbagbo? He's the Fiffle's Choice |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by dani1luv: 6:45pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
El Guapo:ok |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by bright007(f): 6:58pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
Where is d joke?storms out angrily |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by Nobody: 7:18pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
bright007: Where is d joke?storms out angrily calm down......we re still looking for the zoke |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by bright007(f): 9:18pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
~vicky~:Ok ooo...wen u find it ping me. ...Adjusts my booooobs so dat they look pointed...*catwalks majestically* |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by Nobody: 11:56pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
MOGUL.O: I swear this is hilarious! Jeeeeesorz! Lwkm! LDMMKMBHFG! choi! |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by Nobody: 12:07am On Jul 06, 2012 |
@ least the Robot survived the calabar turbine! One can only imagine what would've happened had it been boogeee the malian perv!  |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by Nobody: 12:12am On Jul 06, 2012 |
bright007: which boooobs? Are they as pointed as the bosoms of d heavenly virgins promised to dem boko warriors? |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by bashydemy(m): 1:24am On Jul 06, 2012 |
seen more than 710 times |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by mikuz(m): 3:41am On Jul 06, 2012 |
Nice joke. Make i copy am sharp sharp ! |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by coolzeal(m): 4:36am On Jul 06, 2012 |
jajajjajaajjajajjajajajjajajjajajajja.. I laugh in Spanish you go kill person with laughter.. |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by toygod2: 5:19am On Jul 06, 2012 |
OR ARE U TRYING TO SAY, LOVE |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by buchibabe: 9:23am On Jul 06, 2012 |
*checking unde d table,raised d mattress up,opening d wardrobes and cupboards even rug sef.....getting angry now ..ooooooo where's d joke nah? Cnt find it o |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by Nobody: 9:41am On Jul 06, 2012 |
buchibabe: *checking unde d table,raised d mattress up,opening d wardrobes and cupboards even rug sef.....getting angry now ..ooooooo where's d joke nah? Cnt find it o Please check dani's boxers, the joke may be in there..... |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by mikuz(m): 9:48am On Jul 06, 2012 |
buchibabe: *checking unde d table,raised d mattress up,opening d wardrobes and cupboards even rug sef.....getting angry now ..ooooooo where's d joke nah? Cnt find it oI just saw it inside your bra |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by Nobody: 11:32am On Jul 06, 2012 |
mikuz: I just saw it inside your brau don blind abi?...wch bra..luk wella.no breas.t dey dia o...no b person wey get booby dey wear bra? |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by Tsmooth1(m): 11:41am On Jul 06, 2012 |
This yoke is so funny that i forgot to laugh. Stale babooooon @ poster. Oh!! i am afraid he is going to ban me. |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by dani1luv: 12:12pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
mikuz: Nice joke. Make i copy am sharp sharp !Thief ah no knw say Mods too dey into arm robbery toygod2: OR ARE U TRYING TO SAY, LOVEI dnt love your k-legged albino babe bashy_demy: seen more than 710 timesLike I care coolzeal: jajajjajaajjajajjajajajjajajjajajajja.. I laugh in Spanishwaa gbayii buchibabe: *checking unde d table,raised d mattress up,opening d wardrobes and cupboards even rug sef.....getting angry now ..ooooooo where's d joke nah? Cnt find it oRight inside your san siro |
| Re: Why I Hate Calabar Women by dani1luv: 12:13pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
MOGUL.O:God, so. .you were peeping whilst i was dressing up Tormented akara seller mikuz: I just saw it inside your braApart from the bra, please what did you see? |
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