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Deadly Joke by SAAD2(m): 1:40pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
In 2004 nigeria's best president olusegun obasonjo went to d zoo together with his wife stella. while in d zoo stella gave a banana to a monkey and d monkey rejected it, and obasonjo gave d monkey d banana and d monkey collected it and d press asked him why he rejected stella offer and d monkey said blood is thicker than water. There was a time that jesus sent judas to buy a chicken while on the way back he cut one leg and help his ministry(belle) when he came back he gave jesus d chicken and jesus asked him how come a chicken with a leg then judas said,that is how u created chicken 4 us here then jesus said shot up!!! we created chicken with 2 leg in heaven.then judas said if u disagree with me let us look around.at d process it was raining,and u know when it rains chicken's stand with a leg then jesus picked a stone and stoned the chicken and d chicken drop the second leg to run.before jesus say a word judas said oga mi e no dey tire u,4 chicken self una dey perform miracle,na wa ooo welcome to my ministry
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