Hello! Please is there anyone here willing to lend me a couple of grands (just about 5 grands, I mean 5 thousand Naira), not much you would say, but that could change a brother's life for the better. I'm willing to pay 10% - 15% per month for such money, I'm quite confident that I may repay you within a month.
Please if you cannot lend me the money, can you provide me a lead to where I could get such money?

Sorry, i cant lend u but cld suggest ways for u to get the money:

U could borrow a police uniform and mount illegal road block to collect N20 naira from motorists

U could also rent an Okada and be snatching pple's bags very early in the morning (who know u might make 5 thousand from one operation

Also, u cld enrol for the one chance biz

My friend! Go get a Job!

Come on! Don't be a gargantuan mugumento (whatever that is ) But, I guess your answer does not fit into what I expected. Who knows, maybe you can do that for me, as you adviced, I shall be very grateful to you man.