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History Lesson by surugede(m): 2:55am On Dec 04, 2007
some1 sent this to my box and i kinda like it so i decided to share it. [s]if u ve seen it b4 nko wetin come happen. [/s]


Occasionally we go back down the memory lane and review History but do we rely grasp all that was intended? Could the History below be just coincidence or do we need to learn anything form it?

No history teacher told us the following (I suppose),

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the Whitehouse.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born 1839
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born 1939
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat !
Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called " Lincoln " made by "Ford."

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot; he was in Monroe , Maryland .
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

And Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater.

Creepy, huh?
Re: History Lesson by dele9000(m): 7:37am On Dec 04, 2007
Yea, if only it's true,
Re: History Lesson by Migines(m): 9:41am On Dec 04, 2007
I've seenit so?
Re: History Lesson by Migines(m): 9:42am On Dec 04, 2007
I've seenit so?
Re: History Lesson by temmysexy(f): 12:55pm On Dec 04, 2007
Migines:

I've seenit so?

i wonder wot u have not seen oh cool cool, u too dey see grin cheesy grin
@ poster
creepy lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: History Lesson by Migines(m): 12:58pm On Dec 04, 2007
@temmy
i've gone far and wide.

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