Why that stupid woman go reveal to them say Aso Rock dey among nah, she for no talk make flood drown all of them patapata. Ah she fu:ck up big time

Decryptor: GEJ will see it as nothing! Afterall he's a fisherman. All he'll do is remove his "shoes", sit on a canoe and tell us "Fellow Nigerians, we are on top of the situation" while munching his "cassava bread".

damn!

I can see that all the places mentioned are in the north. Why must all the bad things happen in the north or originate from there?

LET THE MINISTER OF WATER RESOURCES EVACUATE THE FLOODED WATER WHEN IT HAPPEN. LOL!

Decryptor: GEJ will see it as nothing! Afterall he's a fisherman. All he'll do is remove his "shoes", sit on a canoe and tell us "Fellow Nigerians, we are on top of the situation" while munching his "cassava bread".

Walai..Guy u badt gan

Nautillus: ehhhhh...(scratching my head)

i might be wrong oh...but if i remember well, ASO ROCK was built on a ROCK (at its crest)with a WORLD class drainage system.

So HOW on earth would it flood ?

Just forget it, if its possible for the rock to be "flooded off" with those clueless alongside it,
most Nigerians will be happy.
I for one cant wait.

When is the flood coming again Madam??

Dat reminds me,acodin 2d constitn if d presi dies d vp takes ova,if d vp dies d sen presi takes ova etc.in a situatn where d pres,d vp,sen pres(n deputy),speaker(n deputy)cjn,al ministas are holdin meetin in 1 place and due 2 natural disasta or human tero act dey al die,pls who takes ova?

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And her broda Mr Abati & Oga Labaran will come defending their BOSS

Don't worry, we're on top of the situation. Let's set up a committee to advise government on the appropriate course of action.

All of u on Nairaland just keep yabbing and yapping the government. Una no de tire?

Rada than wasting energy on criticism, WHAT ACTION HAVE U TAKEN TO STOP ur government from these seemly constant show of corruption?

Decryptor: GEJ will see it as nothing! Afterall he's a fisherman. All he'll do is remove his "shoes", sit on a canoe and tell us "Fellow Nigerians, we are on top of the situation" while munching his "cassava bread".

no b lie

Wereh kpe: All of u on Nairaland just keep yabbing and yapping the government. Una no de tire?

Rada than wasting energy on criticism, WHAT ACTION HAVE U TAKEN TO STOP ur government from these seemly constant show of corruption?

They forgot it takes a weak folks to have a weak leadership.

Afterall GEJ na ijaw man na only him go survive am him go quickly bring I'm fishing net take catch catfish point and kill lol

I beg I make tsunami sef wash all of dem away for aso rock na baba god time for judgement for dem

My Yoruba people talk sey 'the palace wey burn,na additional beauty e go add ontop'

bigdoo: I can see that all the places mentioned are in the north. Why must all the bad things happen in the north or originate from there?

mumu. What about all the floods in lagos? And didn't u see Ebonyi on the list?

Most of them in Aso were fishermen, they can easily survive it.

The capital will be moved to bayelsa where there is no flooding.

Decryptor: GEJ will see it as nothing! Afterall he's a fisherman. All he'll do is remove his "shoes", sit on a canoe and tell us "Fellow Nigerians, we are on top of the situation" while munching his "cassava bread".

my broda i take God beg u, i stil dey on my malaria drugs dey kind laugh i laugh now my headeq don start again

“The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don't do anything about it.” Albert Einstein

i hope jona has built an ark, a bigger one than that of biblical Noah.

Foot In The Mouth

una funny.oooo But i knw my GEJ will do something about it

ideally,these ar flood prone sites that should have long been on a serious minded govt's project list.why the delay in its execution?

Dejiro: Is already flooded with corruption.

. U no go die bros. Long life.

Decryptor: GEJ will see it as nothing! Afterall he's a fisherman. All he'll do is remove his "shoes", sit on a canoe and tell us "Fellow Nigerians, we are on top of the situation" while munching his "cassava bread".

. Bros, if laugh kill me, I'll sue U in heaven. Meanwhile, He will fish out his right hand men. I.e OBJ and ABATI.